MindHive [Thread finished, now planning for Quest to Save Kompressor Redux]

[NotBomberguy]

ask vendos to fire some floor and yellow snow at the spooky ghosts

[Ad Bot]

[TableSalt]

Discard yellow snow.

[Refticus]

do what we did before, and run outside of the building.

[KristoB]

tell them it was an accident and you wanna be friends and watch russian movies while drinking vodka

[Sonic64544]

In the garage is like 200 badass escape vehicles, like the one I showed you before. Throw these at the bad guise, for they hold a power to repel ghosts, if covered in yellow snow.

If all else doesnt work, create a circle of escape vehicles covered in yellow snow. It has to be a circle, not an oval.

[KristoB]

In the garage is like 200 badass escape vehicles, like the one I showed you before. Throw these at the bad guise, for they hold a power to repel ghosts, if covered in yellow snow.

If all else doesnt work, create a circle of escape vehicles covered in yellow snow. It has to be a circle, not an oval.

you cant do any of this

[tber123]

Discard yellow snow.

Joshua drops his yellow snow on the ground.

So why are we-
Oh yeah because we killed our neighbor.
Anyways, Joshua, it's time to wake up from this nightmare...
By offering to watch many xo S piracy theory documentaries with him.

Joshua: Wait, wait wait! How about we all take a break from the killing and watch some Xo S Piracy Theory Documentaries?
Koschei the Deathless: NO.

tell them it was an accident and you wanna be friends and watch russian movies while drinking vodka

Joshua: Killing you was an accident! I couldn't control myself! I just wanna be your friend and a neighbor again! We can watch Russian movies and murder our livers with some Vodka! How about that, Koschei?
Koschei the Deathless: NO.

ask vendos to fire some floor and yellow snow at the spooky ghosts

do what we did before, and run outside of the building.

Joshua: VendOS! Get over here, quick!

VendOS crashes through a window and begins launching yellow snow and floor tiles at the Ghosts, harmlessly knocking them around and stunning them! Although it won't be killing the ghosts any time soon, Joshua and Greyson have just enough time to run the hell away!



Joshua and Greyson make it outside to the car as VendOS continues mercilessly pelting the ghosts with yellow snow and floor tiles. The SWAT Zombies eventually join in, grabbing random things nearby and smacking the ghosts around too.



Joshua and Greyson drive the hell away while VendOS and the SWAT Zombies are left behind to distract Koschei.

Greyson: An angry ghost, huh? Mind telling me what the hell is the backstory behind that, man?
Joshua: They made me murder my new Communist neighbor, and he came back from the dead for revenge!
Greyson: Why'd you sign up for whatever it is in the first place?
Joshua: I.... I was drunk.
Greyson: Fair enough.

Greyson continues driving silently for a few more minutes before speaking again.

Greyson: Don't you have anyone you can call to fix this? Or somewhere you can go to fix this? That ghost archnemesis of yours is probably never going to stop hunting you down until you finally exorcise it or something.
Joshua: I'm trying to remember...

KOSCHEI THE DEATHLESS has returned from the dead, teaming up with the International Order of Communists Leader, A Psionic Ghost?, and ???.
Koschei The Deathless is Uninjured
Leader of the International Order of Communists is Uninjured
Psionic Ghost? is Uninjured
??? is Uninjured
It is 12:15 AM on Friday, December 24. On January 1, Joshua will be released from MindHive. Assuming Augmented Horizons isn't lying.
Joshua is BADLY WOUNDED
VendOS is IN GOOD SHAPE

Joshua's Inventory
Gas Mask
Soccer Ball
Taser
Knife

VendOS's Inventory
Saltwater Bottles
$1000
Poisoned Soft Drinks
Human Flesh

ACTION QUEUE:

• [Marios]Express your gratefulness to Uncle Greyson after you get out of prison (not the cell,)
  Then use VendOS' money for medical attention.

Quickest MindHive update ever as far as I know with only 45 minutes spent screenshotting

In the garage is like 200 badass escape vehicles, like the one I showed you before. Throw these at the bad guise, for they hold a power to repel ghosts, if covered in yellow snow.

If all else doesnt work, create a circle of escape vehicles covered in yellow snow. It has to be a circle, not an oval.

Too OP.

[Space1255]

If autocorrect was a person I'd be beating it up right now. I meant Conspiracy Theories...

Uhh... Anyways...

Equip gas mask I guess...
If you need to engage combat again, do a JJBA worthy pose and put on a menacing face. Proceed to scream "ORAORAORAORAORA" as you unleash a fiery flurry of consecutive normal punches that don't do jack stuff.

[KristoB]

call the priest and tell him what just happened

[Refticus]

call the priest and tell him what just happened

[Marios]

I guess my name shall always be in the action queue. Anyway,

call the priest and tell him what just happened

And get him to exorcise the damned ghosts. If he does reach the house, have VendOS defend the priest from any attacks on him.

[NotBomberguy]

call a super anti commie priest to exorcise the ghosts

[tber123]

If autocorrect was a person I'd be beating it up right now. I meant Conspiracy Theories...

Uhh... Anyways...

Equip gas mask I guess...
If you need to engage combat again, do a JJBA worthy pose and put on a menacing face. Proceed to scream "ORAORAORAORAORA" as you unleash a fiery flurry of consecutive normal punches that don't do jack stuff.

Joshua puts on a gas mask, anticipating for the need to enter combat again. Nothing happens for a good 15 minutes.

call the priest and tell him what just happened

call the priest and tell him what just happened

I guess my name shall always be in the action queue. Anyway,
call the priest and tell him what just happened
And get him to exorcise the damned ghosts. If he does reach the house, have VendOS defend the priest from any attacks on him.

call a super anti commie priest to exorcise the ghosts

Joshua: Wait a minute! I know who to call! I'll call the priest!

Joshua: Help! The Commie Ghost is back, and he brought his friends! One of them can even MIND CONTROL people!
The Priest: I'll be right there, my son!

Greyson: Why didn't you call that guy sooner?
Joshua: I forgot. Also, can you drive to the gun store? I need to buy some flare guns.



Joshua goes inside the Gun Store, which is still open even in the middle of the night.

Gunstore Owner: Howdy there! You here for protection against the Patriotic Sons of Freedom? Those terrorist bastards have a cell right here in our proud city! Can you believe it? Those damn Fascists are planning something BIG!
Joshua: No.
Gunstore Owner: You sure? You do know about how the White House burned down a while ago, right? The Government thinks that it was the Patriotic Sons of Freedom that burned down the white house, and they're finally telling the truth for once! I had to take off my tinfoil hat and do a double-take to make sure that I wasn't hallucinating when I heard the news report!
Joshua: I just need a Rifle converted to shoot flares, and I need you to modify my Uncle's shotgun so that it also shoots flares.
Gunstore Owner: That works, too! Hey, what happened to that flare minigun I made for you?
Joshua: Cops took it.
Gunstore Owner: That sucks! You should get it back from The Man before he starts using it against YOU!



Joshua suddenly has an idea. Why not get the Gunstore Owner to come with him?

Joshua: I'm here because a Communist Ghost has invaded MY HOUSE, by the way. I'm not safe from Communism even in my own home!
Gunstore Owner: Communist Ghosts, huh? That's new. I'd love to come over and help out too, but I've got a few dozen friends coming over to my store for a meeting in ten minutes.

Uncle Greyson pays for the Flare Rifle and his Shotgun converted to fire flares, before driving Joshua back to his house.



At this point in the update I started getting severe FPS drops for no goddamn reason whatsoever so here are some quick MS Paint sketches instead

VendOS and the SWAT Zombies are still mercilessly pelting Koschei and his ghost friends(except for the Psionic Ghost and the fourth, unknown ghost, since they're somewhere else in the house), constantly stunlocking them.



A screeching car pulls up to Joshua's house, and the Priest arrives. Armed with a book, a briefcase, some sort of spray can, and an American Flag, the Priest starts charging into the house.

(Please note that Joshua and Greyson are still on the way home.)

KOSCHEI THE DEATHLESS has returned from the dead, teaming up with the International Order of Communists Leader, A Psionic Ghost?, and ???.
Koschei The Deathless is Uninjured
Leader of the International Order of Communists is Uninjured
Psionic Ghost? is Uninjured
??? is Uninjured
It is 12:20 AM on Friday, December 24. On January 1, Joshua will be released from MindHive. Assuming Augmented Horizons isn't lying.
Joshua is BADLY WOUNDED
VendOS is IN GOOD SHAPE

Joshua's Inventory
Gas Mask
Soccer Ball
Taser
Knife

VendOS's Inventory
Saltwater Bottles
$1000
Poisoned Soft Drinks
Human Flesh

ACTION QUEUE:

• [Marios]Express your gratefulness to Uncle Greyson after you get out of prison (not the cell,)
  Then use VendOS' money for medical attention.

[NotBomberguy]

play America forget Yeah on infinite loop for added patriotism

[Refticus]

attempt to fix your eyesight so you can see in HD once again