Okay so
Got to go home to my actual house since my family is having a Fathers Day BBQ, have a Gmod update. I still have to go back to my mom's house to watch my little brother after this, though
Cry violently.
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Joshua cries violently for Subject 6024, cursing the fact that he barely got to know 6024 and that Koschei snuffed out his short life.
piss on his grave
Unable to resist, Joshua starts pulling down his pants---
Don't piss on his grave. That's wrong.
stuff on his grave while crying violently
Don't stuff on his grave either. That's worse.
The voices and Refticus and Queeba fight over what Joshua should do.
vomit and sneeze on his grave while crying violently
Don't. The only thing you may do is cry violently on his grave. Any other inappropriate action is not allowed.
Purge bowels and bladder of unwanted and potentially toxic disease spreading solid and liquid waste while crying violently on his grave
buy a carrot for your mom
unleash bodily fluids and waste products such as fecal matter and urine onto the grave of your fallen buddy who you only knew for a whole one day while crying in a violent manner and masturbating your ding dong to the glorious nature scenery
shoot the part of your head that processes mr queeba and Mario's commands while purging bowels and bladder of unwanted and potentially toxic disease spreading solid and liquid waste while crying violently on his grave
Dig up the corpse and then forget it.
Command overwritten!
shoot the part of your brain linking you to queeba
Jack off and shoot your richard off.
Realize that it will also disconnect you from MindHive entirely, and possibly kill you.
shoot yourself anyways
Wait for your family to come then shoot them then yourself
shoot queeba out of your brain
Just kill yourself due to this hell. Release yourself from this pain.
Joshua's mind is being overwhelmed by the sheer amount of commands! First he's being ordered to desecrate 6024's grave, then he's being ordered not to, then he's being ordered to SHOOT HIMSELF despite not having a gun on him, and somewhere in his mind he's also being ordered to buy love toys and perform necrophilia!
Joshua can feel his brain about to short circuit and shut down again---
prevent yourself from having another meltdown due to all the posts
stop thinking about anything else and just worry about presents christ
yeah do this instead
When suddenly, he's saved by the order to think about presents instead, lessening the effects of a short circuit! His presents will arrive at Noon, he's going to deliver the Christmas presents to his family tomorrow---
Do normal humane things.
Breakdance in public like a badass.
---And now it's time for him to do a humane thing that doesn't involve necrophilia, like breakdancing!
A small crowd soon starts to gather and they all go wild as Joshua's breakdance combo finally finishes----
the grave stuffting, pissing and jacking takes priority.
we must show the subject our regards by releasing bodily fluids onto his grave while crying visciously.
--- Before Joshua is suddenly forced to end it all by desecrating 6024's grave, defecating and urinating on it while masterubating and ejaculating on it too as he sobs loudly. The small crowd is enraged into becoming an angry mob, and they all prepare to lynch Joshua for his casual disrespect for the deceased. And his indecency.
Well, stuff!
It is 9:50 AM on Friday, December 24. On January 1, Joshua will be released from MindHive. Assuming Augmented Horizons isn't lying.
Joshua is
LIGHTLY WOUNDEDVendOS is
IN GOOD SHAPE and
ESCORTING THE SWAT ZOMBIES TO RED ROBINJoshua's InventoryGas Mask
Soccer Ball
Taser
Knife
VendOS's InventorySaltwater Bottles
$1000
Poisoned Soft Drinks
Human Flesh
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