Using your Burnout skills, take down 5 rivals to win the Road Rage event
A police car pulls up next to Joshua! Joshua rams the car off the road and into a tree, sending the driver flying through the windshield and killing her!
lightly slam into a car causing blockland physics to send every other car into shock
Two cars at once pull up next to Joshua! Joshua rams one car into the other, causing them both to crash and burn in a fiery explosion! Three cops taken down, two to go!
Another two police cars pull up at once next to Joshua, sandwiching him in! A few other police cars have also decided to flank around and form a roadblock, cutting off Joshua's escape!
Joshua lightly slams into a car before he squeezes through a gap in the roadblock, and his pursuers crash into a multi-car pileup!
Police Sniper: I've got a clear shot! Taking it now!
*BLAM* *POP*The Police Sniper shoots out one of Joshua's tires!
Get F-Zero on their asses and spin attack anyone that gets too close.
More cops show up to stop Joshua from escaping! Joshua tries to attack by spinning his car around, but he only succeeds in rolling his car over!
Joshua's car manages to land right side up in time, and the police cars chasing his rolling vehicle accidentally end up overshooting him somehow, ramming into walls or going the wrong way! Joshua ducks into a nearby tunnel and continues driving. Looks like Joshua's getting away! Nothing can possibly---
loving crash and "die"
Oh, forget.
Joshua suddenly starts losing control of his hands as Refticus starts forcing him to crash. Joshua begins struggling with himself, managing to resist the command slightly and turn the car away from a nearby wall....
..... Only to lose control of his hands once again, crashing into a gas station pump and exploding. Joshua's burning body is violently thrown out of the car door before flopping onto the ground. While still on fire. VendOS and the SWAT Zombies arrive just in time to see all of that.
VendOS: JOSHUA NO.VendOS rushes ahead of the SWAT Zombies and starts blasting breakable water bottles at Joshua to put the flames out, before retracting it's old pair of crappy backup arms and pulling Joshua away from the burning car!
VendOS: JOSHUA. STAY WITH ME.
The rest of the cops finally catch up to Joshua, and VendOS, along with the SWAT Zombies, are surrounded.
EnforceOS: WELL, WELL, WELL. LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT WHAT YOU DESERVED FOR BETRAYING THE LAW, CRIMINAL SCUM. 10-52, DISPATCH. SUSPECT CRASHED INTO A GAS STATION PUMP.Dispatch: Roger. Dispatching EMTs.
EnforceOS: WHAT ARE YOU AND YOUR ZOMBIES STARING AT, VENDING MACHINE? EVACUATE THE AREA NOW. THIS IS AN ORDER. PLEASE DO NOT INTERFERE WITH THE SUSPECT OR THE CRIME SCENE, OR I WILL BE FORCED TO ARREST YOU.
It is 11:42 AM on Friday, December 24. On January 1, Joshua will be released from MindHive. Assuming Augmented Horizons isn't lying.
Joshua is
DYINGVendOS is
IN GOOD SHAPEJoshua's InventoryGas Mask
Soccer Ball
Taser
Knife
Taser XREP Shotgun
Stun Gun (Not actually a gun)
VendOS's InventorySaltwater Bottles
$1000
Poisoned Soft Drinks
Human Flesh
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also, if you get out of this alive, get standard adventurer's gear. I forget the exact details but it's something like this: Rope, three hours of torches, three days of rations, somethingorother-foot-long-pole for poking traps, a bunch of other stuff that I forget.
primary thing here is rope
actually, just the rope and rations would be best
Find a medium-sized container, like a bucket. You'll need it later to terminate EnforceOS with water, since he said he isn't waterproof himself.
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