
Theres no grass but you can obliterate snow anyway
Also try to make time pass by playing around with a rom corrupter on your pc
Joshua plays around with a ROM Corrupter for an hour on his computer, and experiences nightmare fuel when he tries it on The Legend of Zelda.

Use your torches to light your house on fire.
Joshua partially resists this command.Joshua feels the uncontrollable urge to light his house on fire! He feels his left arm suddenly becoming possessed, and watches in horror as it whips out a flaming torch and prepares to drop it! Joshua uses his other hand to grab the torch, when suddenly his own arm starts fighting back against him! Joshua eventually loses the struggle and drops a flaming torch on the floor, lighting the house on fire. Joshua rolls on the floor screaming in agony as the flames overcome him, and the flames rapidly begin spreading, threatening to kill everyone in a matter of minutes...
*FSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH*VendOS blasts Joshua with loose-cap water bottles while Uncle Greyson sprays a fire extinguisher everywhere!

Join him in the quest for murdering thousands of grass citizens
Become a yard care baron and make all that sweet sweet cash
go on a grass genocide crusade with your lawnmower
Joshua borrows some money from Uncle Greyson to place an ad for his newly formed lawnmowing company in the newspapers. Joshua receives a call from a customer about going on a genocide crusade against the thousands of grass citizens infesting his lawn soon after, and drives to the customer's house. As Joshua drives to the customer's house alone, VendOS and EnforceOS go out into the city to look for a martial arts instructor and a guy who can make robots fly. Before VendOS goes, it hands Joshua some Rations and a Beretta 92FS.
Customer: Finally! Mow this damn lawn, will ya? I'll pay you after you mow it, of course.

Joshua gets on his lawn mower and starts mowing down every last blade of grass.... Like a blade of grass. Joshua can hear the blades of grass screaming out for mercy and sobbing for their lives in his mind as he starts going to town on their asses, and the grass is eventually mowed.
Customer: Thanks! Here's $300!

Joshua receives another call from a customer, and starts mowing her lawn.

Joshua receives yet another call from another customer soon after, and starts mowing his lawn.


As the day goes by, Joshua receives call after call to mow lawns, and nothing goes wrong so far.

Joshua then receives another call for some lawn mowing.

Joshua arrives at the customer's house and starts mowing his lawn when a van suddenly pulls up.
Punk dressed like a national socialist: Stop right there! You think you can steal customers from the Blazers?
Joshua: What---
Other Punk dressed like a national socialist: <To the Customer> We'll mow your lawn better than this guy, Old Man!
Punk dressed like a national socialist: BLAZERS! MOW THEM DOWN! GO GO GO!


The Punks Dressed Like national socialists get on their lawnmowers and start stealing Joshua's paycheck by mowing the lawn better than he can. Egad! Joshua isn't going to tolerate that crap, is he?
It is 4:10 PM on Friday, December 25. On January 1, Joshua will be released from MindHive. Assuming Augmented Horizons isn't lying. The Family comes over for Christmas at 6 PM.
Joshua is
Lightly Wounded and wants to
GET A JOB WITH THE LAWNMOWERVendOS is A LITTLE BIT DAMAGED and wants to TEACH EnforceOS MARTIAL ARTS and MAKE EnforceOS FLY
EnforceOS is UNDAMAGEDJoshua's InventoryGas Mask
Soccer Ball
Taser
Knife
Taser XREP Shotgun
Stun Gun (Not actually a gun)
Rope
Torches
Wooden Pole
$2500
MREs/Rations
Beretta 92FS
VendOS's InventoryChristmas Presents
Saltwater Bottles
$1000
Poisoned Soft Drinks
Human Flesh
Regular Water Bottles
AR-15
MAC11
FNC Rifle
870 MCS Shotgun
EnforceOS's InventoryNothing.
PEACEKEEPERS ON HIGH ALERT AND PATROLLING THE TOWN - Current Status: Neutral.Action Queue:Have dinner with the family then, go on the lamb in the sewers while the world above goes to stuff