MindHive [Thread finished, now planning for Quest to Save Kompressor Redux]

[Refticus]

can you not do the console stuff again

[Ad Bot]

[Flowey]

Joshua, enter to the browser address : "forum.blockland.us" and check the subforum, Forum Games.

[KristoB]

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-wtf-

please stop

[Space1255]

wtf is this supposed to be

What

He's spamming bullstuff like this all over the forums. It's a half assed ARG.

[tber123]

Gmod finally downloaded all the workshop crap on the computer at my mom's house, but then I realized that I haven't installed Counter Strike: Source or any other Source Engine game on her computer. Yaaay.

I'll be able to get back on my actual computer at home on Tuesday, though.

WAIT SHOOT WE FORGOT TO MAKE PRESENTS
QUICKLY MAKE PRESENTS FOR YOUR FAMILY AND SUCH
GIVE THEM IDK GUNS AMMO ETC KNIVES

VendOS has had the family's Christmas presents all along inside of it(Check somewhere around page 20 I think). Greyson already got his guns and armor delivered to him, and the rest of the family is getting theirs on Christmas. Joshua's little bro or something wanted a videogame, his aunt wanted a katana, his grandpa wanted an eyephone, and thats all that I can remember right now.

deliver enforceos to mindhive somehow

VendOS takes EnforceOS to the building owned by the Augmented Horizons corporation.

Security Guard: Finally! Go up to the labs upstairs and wait for half an hour.

Half an hour passes. EnforceOS is now connected to MindHive, and can be directly controlled.

Have dinner with the family then, go on the lamb in the sewers while the world above goes to stuff

It's not even Christmas yet, which is when the family comes over. I'll move this to the Action Queue.

ask if one of them can check these "forums" which are supposedly controlling you.

Joshua, enter to the browser address : "forum.blockland.us" and check the subforum, Forum Games.

VendOS finds the "Mindhive" thread on the internet. It's already been established that the BLF is controlling Joshua/VendOS, Joshua already knows that the BLF is controlling him, and Augmented Horizons picked the BLF to control Joshua.

after this hijack badspot's account and announce that Disney bought blockland

VendOS hacks Badspot and makes him announce something about selling out to Disney. Let the riots begin!

It is 9:30 PM on Friday, December 24. On January 1, Joshua will be released from MindHive. Assuming Augmented Horizons isn't lying.
Joshua is Healthy
VendOS is A LITTLE BIT DAMAGED
EnforceOS is UNDAMAGED

Joshua's Inventory
Gas Mask
Soccer Ball
Taser
Knife
Taser XREP Shotgun
Stun Gun (Not actually a gun)
Rope
Torches
Wooden Pole

VendOS's Inventory
Christmas Presents
Saltwater Bottles
$1000
Poisoned Soft Drinks
Human Flesh
MREs/Rations
Regular Water Bottles
AR-15
Beretta 92FS
MAC11
FNC Rifle
870 MCS Shotgun

EnforceOS's Inventory
Nothing.

PEACEKEEPERS ON HIGH ALERT AND PATROLLING THE TOWN - Current Status: Neutral.

Action Queue:

Have dinner with the family then, go on the lamb in the sewers while the world above goes to stuff

[Space1255]

get EnforceOS to learn martial arts somehow

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inb4 he comes back and picks up right where he left off.

[Refticus]

post on the mindhive thread using toblerone's account.
maybe you can do something reasonable??

User was banned for this post

ho stuff what

[NotBomberguy]

User was banned for this post

get forgeted
make enforceos into a magic flying wizard
also from now on void anything sub does

[tber123]

Finally got my stuff together on my mom's computer. With the way life is going right now, this thread will probably take another month to finish when it should have finished last month(You know, the whole "Spend most of the goddamn week at my mom's house to watch my little brother" thing got in the way of it.)

post on the mindhive thread using toblerone's account.
maybe you can do something reasonable??

You post on toblerone's account, ordering Joshua to go to bed. Toblerone's account is banned soon after for some reason.

get EnforceOS to learn martial arts somehow

get forgeted
make enforceos into a magic flying wizard
also from now on void anything sub does

VendOS has no idea on how to make EnforceOS into a wizard, or how to even teach EnforceOS martial arts. VendOS adds those two tasks to it's "to do" list.



Joshua goes to bed and wakes up to his dad calling him. The family is coming over for Christmas at 6 PM, Christmas presents are going to be passed around, and then the actual family dinner will start. Joshua's dad demands that Joshua either get himself a job or make himself one. Joshua did mention something about starting a lawn mowing company if he got a lawnmower for Christmas, after all.

It is 9:30 PM on Friday, December 25. On January 1, Joshua will be released from MindHive. Assuming Augmented Horizons isn't lying. The Family comes over for Christmas at 6 PM.
Joshua is Healthy and wants to GET A JOB WITH THE LAWNMOWER
VendOS is A LITTLE BIT DAMAGED and wants to TEACH EnforceOS MARTIAL ARTS and MAKE EnforceOS FLY
EnforceOS is UNDAMAGED

Joshua's Inventory
Gas Mask
Soccer Ball
Taser
Knife
Taser XREP Shotgun
Stun Gun (Not actually a gun)
Rope
Torches
Wooden Pole

VendOS's Inventory
Christmas Presents
Saltwater Bottles
$1000
Poisoned Soft Drinks
Human Flesh
MREs/Rations
Regular Water Bottles
AR-15
Beretta 92FS
MAC11
FNC Rifle
870 MCS Shotgun

EnforceOS's Inventory
Nothing.

PEACEKEEPERS ON HIGH ALERT AND PATROLLING THE TOWN - Current Status: Neutral.

Action Queue:

Have dinner with the family then, go on the lamb in the sewers while the world above goes to stuff

[The Murderous Cop]

Join him in the quest for murdering thousands of grass citizens

[plad101]

Become a yard care baron and make all that sweet sweet cash

[Space1255]

Use your torches to light your house on fire. 

[Refticus]

go on a grass genocide crusade with your lawnmower

[Potatoh]

go on a grass genocide crusade with your lawnmower

Theres no grass but you can obliterate snow anyway


Also try to make time pass by playing around with a rom corrupter on your pc

[tber123]

Theres no grass but you can obliterate snow anyway


Also try to make time pass by playing around with a rom corrupter on your pc

Joshua plays around with a ROM Corrupter for an hour on his computer, and experiences nightmare fuel when he tries it on The Legend of Zelda.

Use your torches to light your house on fire.  

Joshua partially resists this command.

Joshua feels the uncontrollable urge to light his house on fire! He feels his left arm suddenly becoming possessed, and watches in horror as it whips out a flaming torch and prepares to drop it! Joshua uses his other hand to grab the torch, when suddenly his own arm starts fighting back against him! Joshua eventually loses the struggle and drops a flaming torch on the floor, lighting the house on fire. Joshua rolls on the floor screaming in agony as the flames overcome him, and the flames rapidly begin spreading, threatening to kill everyone in a matter of minutes...



*FSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH*

VendOS blasts Joshua with loose-cap water bottles while Uncle Greyson sprays a fire extinguisher everywhere!

Join him in the quest for murdering thousands of grass citizens

Become a yard care baron and make all that sweet sweet cash

go on a grass genocide crusade with your lawnmower

Joshua borrows some money from Uncle Greyson to place an ad for his newly formed lawnmowing company in the newspapers. Joshua receives a call from a customer about going on a genocide crusade against the thousands of grass citizens infesting his lawn soon after, and drives to the customer's house. As Joshua drives to the customer's house alone, VendOS and EnforceOS go out into the city to look for a martial arts instructor and a guy who can make robots fly. Before VendOS goes, it hands Joshua some Rations and a Beretta 92FS.

Customer: Finally! Mow this damn lawn, will ya? I'll pay you after you mow it, of course.



Joshua gets on his lawn mower and starts mowing down every last blade of grass.... Like a blade of grass. Joshua can hear the blades of grass screaming out for mercy and sobbing for their lives in his mind as he starts going to town on their asses, and the grass is eventually mowed.



Customer: Thanks! Here's $300!



Joshua receives another call from a customer, and starts mowing her lawn.



Joshua receives yet another call from another customer soon after, and starts mowing his lawn.



As the day goes by, Joshua receives call after call to mow lawns, and nothing goes wrong so far.



Joshua then receives another call for some lawn mowing.



Joshua arrives at the customer's house and starts mowing his lawn when a van suddenly pulls up.

Punk dressed like a national socialist: Stop right there! You think you can steal customers from the Blazers?
Joshua: What---
Other Punk dressed like a national socialist: <To the Customer> We'll mow your lawn better than this guy, Old Man!
Punk dressed like a national socialist: BLAZERS! MOW THEM DOWN! GO GO GO!



The Punks Dressed Like national socialists get on their lawnmowers and start stealing Joshua's paycheck by mowing the lawn better than he can. Egad! Joshua isn't going to tolerate that crap, is he?

It is 4:10 PM on Friday, December 25. On January 1, Joshua will be released from MindHive. Assuming Augmented Horizons isn't lying. The Family comes over for Christmas at 6 PM.
Joshua is Lightly Wounded and wants to GET A JOB WITH THE LAWNMOWER
VendOS is A LITTLE BIT DAMAGED and wants to TEACH EnforceOS MARTIAL ARTS and MAKE EnforceOS FLY
EnforceOS is UNDAMAGED

Joshua's Inventory
Gas Mask
Soccer Ball
Taser
Knife
Taser XREP Shotgun
Stun Gun (Not actually a gun)
Rope
Torches
Wooden Pole
$2500
MREs/Rations
Beretta 92FS

VendOS's Inventory
Christmas Presents
Saltwater Bottles
$1000
Poisoned Soft Drinks
Human Flesh
Regular Water Bottles
AR-15
MAC11
FNC Rifle
870 MCS Shotgun

EnforceOS's Inventory
Nothing.

PEACEKEEPERS ON HIGH ALERT AND PATROLLING THE TOWN - Current Status: Neutral.

Action Queue:

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Have dinner with the family then, go on the lamb in the sewers while the world above goes to stuff