MindHive [Thread finished, now planning for Quest to Save Kompressor Redux]

[TableSalt]

the forget
your god powers are still nigh, annihilate these unbelievers and that heretical automaton in the name of the MindHive

Glory to MindHive!

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[Refticus]

destroy all the police.
this is the only way to end it.

[?Sir Info? 2]

destroy all the police.
this is the only way to end it.

dont destroy them, but make the swat zombies barge out of red robins and get more SWAT because we lost some due to koschei

[NotBomberguy]

tase the cars, the electricity will ignite the gasoline and blow them all up
same for the heli
also summon swat zambinoes and get more swat zambinoe

[tber123]

dont destroy them, but make the swat zombies barge out of red robins and get more SWAT because we lost some due to koschei

also summon swat zambinoes and get more swat zambinoe

The SWAT Zombies burst out of Red Robins while VendOS continues to order catering, but they aren't anywhere near Joshua, and probably won't arrive in time! Red Robins is kinda distant from where Joshua is, you know.

Tase the chopper, no filming around us, also loot the cops bodies for stuff.

Joshua's taser can't even reach that far, but he CAN loot the bodies of the cops! Loot from the bodies includes a Taser XREP Shotgun and a Stun Gun. Reasoning that maybe the XREP can reach that far, Joshua shoots at the helicopter....



....And a lucky round somehow slips through the helicopter windshield, tasing the crap out of the pilot and causing the chopper to rapidly lose altitude. The chopper continues spinning out until it lands on top of some of the cops(and the robot).

Cop: Holy stuff! We need every single goddamn cop in the city on this case, NOW!

the forget
your god powers are still nigh, annihilate these unbelievers and that heretical automaton in the name of the MindHive

Glory to MindHive!

destroy all the police.
this is the only way to end it.

tase the cars, the electricity will ignite the gasoline and blow them all up

In the name of MindHive, Joshua shoots his XREP at the police cars over and over until something finally ignites, roasting the cops alive! With all of the cops in the immediate area dead and the commands fulfilled, Joshua regains control of himself and begins sobbing again, this time at the fact that he's a cop killing terrorist that will probably end up on the FBI's Most Wanted.



Once he finishes sobbing, Joshua walks away from all the burning corpses. The cops will have a harder time searching for him now that the first responders are all dead. And that damn robot is dead, too. How anti-climatic! But then again, isn't that the way it has always been in Joshua's life so far? Nothing ever seems to last more than a few seconds before being violently snuffed out in Joshua's world.



....Oh. Well forget, man.

Police Robot: THAT WASN'T VERY NICE OF YOU, CITIZEN. THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO SURRENDER PEACEFULLY, OR I WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO USE AN EXCESSIVE AMOUNT OF FORCE.

It is 11:05 AM on Friday, December 24. On January 1, Joshua will be released from MindHive. Assuming Augmented Horizons isn't lying.
Joshua is HEALTHY
VendOS is IN GOOD SHAPE and is ORDERING CATERING

Joshua's Inventory
Gas Mask
Soccer Ball
Taser
Knife
Taser XREP Shotgun
Stun Gun (Not actually a gun)

VendOS's Inventory
Saltwater Bottles
$1000
Poisoned Soft Drinks
Human Flesh

JOSHUA IS WANTED FOR MURDERING SEVERAL PEOPLE, INCLUDING POLICE OFFICERS. Practically every single cop in the city is coming after Joshua now.
A News Helicopter will be arriving shortly to report on this incident. Here's to ending up on America's Wildest Police Chases! Or America's Dumbest Criminals, if you're unlucky.

Also, did it seriously take 47 pages just to go through 4 days of Joshua's life

[Refticus]

give him a paradox to solve.

[Space1255]

"Quick question, if a set contains all sets in existence, does it contain itself?"
If it works and causes the bot to crash processing the paradox, screech "GLORY TO MINDHIVE!"

And holy stuff it did lmao

[plad101]

Quickly loot then run home

[tber123]

give him a paradox to solve.

"Quick question, if a set contains all sets in existence, does it contain itself?"
If it works and causes the bot to crash processing the paradox, screech "GLORY TO MINDHIVE!"

And holy stuff it did lmao

Joshua: "Does a set of all sets in existence contain ITSELF?"
Robot: CITIZEN, ATTEMPTING TO LOGIC BOMB AN AI IS A PATHETIC, CLICHE CRIME AGAINST ROBOTS THAT WILL NOT WORK ON ME. I HAVE SAFEGUARDS AGAINST LOGIC BOMBS. NOW HOLD STILL.

Quickly loot then run home

(Looting is impossible because the cop cars are still on fire, but I accidentally put out the fires and forgot to add them back in before screenshotting in some of the previous images. Pretend the fire is still there?)

Joshua has already looted the dead cops near him, and the other dead cops can't be reached due to the blazing inferno blocking the path to the loot! Joshua makes a break for it, but the Police Robot proves to be faster than him!



Joshua suddenly receives a hard robo-kick between the legs and then a robo-slap to the face, sending him flying over a railing and knocking off his gas mask!

Joshua's fall over the railing is broken by the body of water below him, reducing the damage he would have taken. His gas mask also sinks to the bottom of the water.

Police Robot: YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE, CITIZEN. FEAR THE WRATH OF EnforceOS!



The Police Robot suddenly reveals that it has the power to shoot electricity when it shoots a ton of it into the water, electrocuting Joshua!



Police Robot: STOP RESISTING! LUCKY FOR YOU, I AM NOT WATERPROOF. A HUMAN OFFICER WILL ARRIVE SHORTLY TO DETAIN YOU. REMAIN IN PLACE OR I WILL BE FORCED TO ELECTROCUTE YOU AGAIN.



Joshua can hear a ton of police sirens in the distance(along with the wailing of firetrucks and ambulances) along with another police helicopter coming for him.



Now what?

It is 11:07 AM on Friday, December 24. On January 1, Joshua will be released from MindHive. Assuming Augmented Horizons isn't lying.
Joshua is MODERATELY WOUNDED
VendOS is IN GOOD SHAPE and is ORDERING CATERING

Joshua's Inventory
Gas Mask
Soccer Ball
Taser
Knife
Taser XREP Shotgun
Stun Gun (Not actually a gun)

VendOS's Inventory
Saltwater Bottles
$1000
Poisoned Soft Drinks
Human Flesh

JOSHUA IS WANTED FOR MURDERING SEVERAL PEOPLE, INCLUDING POLICE OFFICERS. Practically every single cop in the city is coming after Joshua now.
A News Helicopter is now reporting live! Joshua's location to the cops and general public will continue to be exposed as long as the chopper can see him!

[tber123]

Whoops, accidentally quoted instead of modifying my post. Ignore this.

[SuperSuit12]

Ask it to list charges, you have a right.
Hope it's distracted by that and shoot it with all the tasers you have.
They're electricity thingies, right? FRY THAT THING!

[bigcapitalbaka]

this robot is violating asimov's laws of robotics, which is not to hurt humans

[tber123]

this robot is violating asimov's laws of robotics, which is not to hurt humans

Joshua: You cannot hurt me anymore, Robot! Asimov's first law of robotics states that robots shall never harm humans! Furthermore, Asimov's second law states that you must obey all humans, so call off the police chase and leave me alone!

EnforceOS: YOUR CLICHES WILL NOT WORK ON ME, CITIZEN. I WAS NOT ENGINEERED BY THE PRINCIPLES OF ASIMOV. I WAS ENGINEERED TO ENFORCE THE LAW AND DEFEND THE INNOCENT FROM CRIMINAL SCUM LIKE YOU.

Ask it to list charges, you have a right.
Hope it's distracted by that and shoot it with all the tasers you have.
They're electricity thingies, right? FRY THAT THING!

Joshua: I have a right to know what I'm being charged for, Robot!

The robot stops to list every single charge against Joshua.

EnforceOS: YOU ARE WANTED FOR SEVERAL ASSAULTS WITH DEADLY WEAPONS, ASSAULTING SEVERAL POLICE OFFICERS, SEVERAL COUNTS OF MURDERING LAW ENFORCERS AND CIVILIANS ALIKE, TERRORISM, RESISTING ARREST, DISTURBING THE PEACE, CONTEMPT OF COP, AND INSULTING MY INTELLIGENCE. FURTHERMORE---

Joshua quickly whips out the XREP and starts shooting at EnforceOS, but the projectiles just.... Harmlessly bounce off of it.

EnforceOS: PITIFUL. JUST PITIFUL.



EnforceOS continues shooting electricity into the water, constantly stunning Joshua. EnforceOS eventually stops electrocuting Joshua to keep from killing him, but it starts switching to shooting beanbag rounds at him. Joshua, no longer paralyzed from the electric shocks, dives underwater and swims through a tunnel.



Making it to the other side of the tunnel, Joshua quickly climbs up a ladder, taking him right behind all the cops.



Cop: I can't wait to nail this cop-killing bastard! Is your trigger finger itching this badly, John?
Other Cop: Maybe this time I'll finally get a promotion when I get the perp myself!



Cop: Let's go! Move, move, move! Clear the subway!
Cop 2: We're going in!



Police Sniper: See anything yet?
Police Spotter: Nothing yet, sir. No sign of the suspect.



Cop: What the hell happened, EnforceOS?
EnforceOS: THE SUSPECT KILLED EVERYONE ELSE AND LEAPED INTO THE WATERWAY. I'M GOING TO INVESTIGATE THE OTHER SIDE OF IT, WHICH IS BEHIND YOU. LET'S GO!
Cop: You heard the robot! Let's go!

It is 11:15 AM on Friday, December 24. On January 1, Joshua will be released from MindHive. Assuming Augmented Horizons isn't lying.
Joshua is MODERATELY WOUNDED
VendOS is IN GOOD SHAPE and is ALMOST DONE ORDERING CATERING

Joshua's Inventory
Gas Mask
Soccer Ball
Taser
Knife
Taser XREP Shotgun
Stun Gun (Not actually a gun)

VendOS's Inventory
Saltwater Bottles
$1000
Poisoned Soft Drinks
Human Flesh

Joshua is undetected by either the News Helicopter, the Police Helicopters, or the rest of the cops.

[d]

use flare minigun

[tber123]

use flare minigun

Joshua's Inventory
Gas Mask
Soccer Ball
Taser
Knife
Taser XREP Shotgun
Stun Gun (Not actually a gun)

Joshua doesn't even have one since the cops took it away after the whole Market Massacre, and he never got it back from the Evidence Locker