Be bored.
Joshua is already bored.
Thank the payers for paying your bill, couldn't have done that on your own.
Also ask them (the mind hive company people) what the forget is going on
Joshua: "Thanks for paying the hospital bill, but I don't even know what the Devil is going on anymore."
YOUR DRUNKEN ASS SIGNED UP FOR THE MindHive PROJECT, WHICH INVOLVES STUDYING THE RESULTS OF LETTING A RANDOM INTERNET FORUM TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR LIFE. NATURALLY, LETTING A BUNCH OF GUYS ON A INTERNET FORUM TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR LIFE IS A BAD IDEA, BUT YOU CAN'T ARGUE WITH SCIENCE.
Take Subject 6024's body and bury it in the nearest graveyard.
He was a valuable partner.
after burying and looting that corpse somewhere, seek out a priest to excorise the building from evil spirits
loot and bury subject
say how he was a good man
no, dont loot him
Joshua takes a a tablet and a Electronic Multi-Tool off of Subject 6024's corpse. He refuses to loot the rest as a sign of respect. Joshua shoves 6024's corpse into his car, drives to the nearby church, and buries the corpse.
Joshua: "Although I hardly knew you, Subject 6024....
<tearing up slightly> Y-You were a good man. I'll make this up, 6024. I promise."
Seeing as how Joshua is near a church already, he goes in and seeks a nearby priest. He knocks on the door of the church and is instantly greeted by a priest with a shotgun.
(Actually, it's because Father Grigori in Gmod always does the "holding shotgun in his arms" pose even without being armed with a gun)
Priest: "Yes, my child?"
Joshua: "Can you exorcise a Commie Ghost?"
Priest: "I sure can, child. Here's a phone number. Call me if you need me."
See if you can find someone to turn your Flare Gun into a Flare Minigun so you can kill tha FUKK out of those ghosts. Clearly, the flares did damage.
And oh yeah get like a bunch of loving flares.
Joshua: "Can you make me a Flare Minigun, too?"
Priest: "I am not a gunsmith. I only know how to exorcise ghosts."
Go to the nearest vending machine and buy a water bottle to calm yourself down.
Find a vending machine and install VendOS. Now we can have two of em
Joshua drinks some water after buying it from the vending machine. He has no idea how to install VendOS onto it, as he doesn't even have a CD or something.
Really loving Vague Bear-Size-Thingy is Lightly Wounded (█ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ X)
Koschei the Deathless is Lightly Wounded (█ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ X X)It is 5:30 AM on Thursday, December 22. On January 1, Joshua will be released from MindHive. Assuming Augmented Horizons isn't lying.
Joshua is
Healthy and wants to:
- Get something to eat because he's starving(Needs to buy groceries, too, but the stores aren't open yet)
- Buy his family christmas presents
- Get his mom a birthday present
- Make a Flare Minigun
VendOS is STILL GONE(too busy building a wall on the Mexican Border)Joshua's InventoryFlare Gun
Flares x2
Subject 6024's Electronic Multi-Tool
Subject 6024's Tablet
KOSCHEI HAS BEEN TEMPORARILY DRIVEN OFF!
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