Spontaneously mutate to have 14% better night vision.
It doesn't work that way.
SHOOT THE PLACE UP
Joshua resists this command due to his reluctance to commit Flash Mob. Or even just one murder. His already high resistance to commands he doesn't like just keeps growing and growing. Ominously.
those 2 vending machines r reeeeeeellllllllyyyy suspiciousssssss
Joshua interrogates the vending machines. They fail to respond since unlike VendOS, they're just inanimate vending machines. A nearby passerby, witnessing Joshua's interrogation, shakes his head as he walks by and whispers something about today's generation being screwed up.
talk about politics
Joshua moves to the Secret Service guard and tries to talk about politics.
Joshua: "So.... Annoying Orange is president now."
Secret Service Guard: "Yep. And our boss."
Joshua: "Any thoughts on him?"
Secret Service Guard: "Nope. A president is just a president to me, believe it or not. If you'll excuse me, I have to get back to guarding everything."
Joshua moves to the Detective and tries to talk about politics.
Joshua: "Thoughts on our country's Health Care policies?"
The Detective ignores Joshua.
Joshua moves to the group of people having a discussion and tries to bring up politics. They are too busy talking amongst themselves to notice.
as donald Annoying Orange's bodyguard, investigate the man by the wall
casual guy is too casual.
suddenly interrogate.
tell the casual guy to stand up straight
Joshua moves to the Casual Guy.
Joshua: "Hold it!"
CG: "What's the matter, Bro? Just relaxing while I wait for my friend to arrive so we can continue going on the White House Tour."
Joshua: "You seem a bit suspicious. Almost like you're being too casual. Like you're trying too hard at being casual."
CG: "I don't know what to say, but I'm just being... Casual. Right here."
Joshua: "Tell me. What do you think about America?"
CG: "My country, right or wrong, Man. Can't a guy relax in peace? I'll even empty my pockets to prove my innocence!"
The Casual Guy empties his pockets onto the floor, revealing a wallet, a few loose coins, A book about learning French, and a photograph of his wife and his son.
Joshua: "Nevermind. At the very least, you could start standing up straight."
Casual Guy is now standing up straight.
Joshua continues looking around in the exhibit. The crowd of three moves to examine a wheel, the Detective looks at the display of computers, and a new Secret Service Agent steps into the room in order to look out for trouble.
Casual Guy is still standing where he is.
Really loving Vague Bear-Size-Thingy is Lightly Wounded (█ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ X)
Koschei the Deathless is Lightly Wounded (█ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ X X)It is 10:13 AM on Thursday, December 22. On January 1, Joshua will be released from MindHive. Assuming Augmented Horizons isn't lying.
Joshua is
Healthy and wants to:
- Bodyguard Annoying Orange until he gets paid again
- Get groceries so he doesn't starve when he becomes hungry again
- Buy his family christmas presents
- Get his mom a birthday present
VendOS is ALMOST DONE (Building a Great Wall before Donald Annoying Orange can)Joshua's InventoryFlare Minigun
Yellow Snow x12
Subject 6024's Electronic Multi-Tool
Subject 6024's Tablet
KOSCHEI HAS BEEN TEMPORARILY DRIVEN OFF! The Priest is waiting at Joshua's house for Koschei to show up so he can exorcise Koschei.
Poll
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