Ignore any commands that can possibly kill you (i.e. crash a plane) and just invite the priest that he,led you out with the ghost moment and get some drinks for everyone.
Problem with that is that that means don't do any commands, since everywhere Joshua goes or anything Joshua does inevitably results in someone getting into a fight with him or some other dangerous stuff, even if Joshua gets ordered to do something like walk a dog or jog in the park. Plus, Joshua can easily bail out of the plane.
ask to borrow your dad's car or use your handy lawnmower to go to the nearest 7/11
Joshua didn't get permission to use his dad's car, so he drives a lawnmower to the nearest 7/11.
waitwaitwaitwaitwait,
Invite priest over for dinner, just incase
Joshua tries to call the Priest, but he's in the middle of exorcising a bunch of Stoner Ghosts from an entire neighborhood in another city. He won't make it in time.
After we treat our grandfather to some good ol' alcohol.
Go to a conveince store and buy several packs of beer and some harder liqour, also get some glass bottles and a few things of gas so we can make Molotov roostertails.
Joshua buys the stuff Greyson and Grandpa wanted, and buys a few more bottles of alcohol to make some molotov roostertails. Joshua delivers the cigars and alcohol to his house, much to the delight of Greyson and Grandpa, and suddenly feels the intense urge to drive to the airport. With what little self-control Joshua has left, he decides to go to the airport in a car instead of a lawnmower.
Shoot some bullets silently(How?) with your guns in random directions, its a good time to be shooting guns.
go to the airport and hijack a plane to crash into the peacekeeper hq
As Joshua drives to the airport, he decides to listen to the radio.
News Reporter: ....And we now have a statement from the Chief of Police regarding the incident yesterday that left several Police Officers dead. Here it is.
Chief of Police: Thank you, Ma'am. Our sources indicate that one man was responsible for this: Joshua Taggart, a menace to society. We've lost several officers trying to apprehend the suspect. He was the guy that caused the stuffstorm at the marketplace with his negligence, and when we saw him again he was executing the survivors of the marketplace incident with a bladed weapon of some kind, causing us to chase him.
Chief of Police: That's not all, however. A News Helicopter was following the entire chase before getting shot down, and it witnessed a mysterious vending machine, aided by a few zombies, attacking the officers present and zombifying them too. If anyone else has spotted the zombified officers, please give us a call immediately. Also call us if you see a moving vending machine, as that is Taggart's accomplice.
News Reporter: In other news, an unidentified Latino man has finally woken out of his coma, caused by the burning of the White House. He claims that Joshua Taggart used some sort of "Flare Minigun" to burn down the entire White House right in front of him. Joshua Taggart has now been placed on the FBI's Most Wanted list. If you see him anywhere, call the authorities immediately. Do not engage.
Looks like Joshua's crimes finally caught up to him. Peacekeepers and absolutely everyone else will be gunning for him. Joshua continues driving to the airport.
Joshua sneaks his way into one of the flights before shooting a gun randomly in all directions, shouting that the plane is his now! Passengers start screaming and panicking at the sight of this Most Wanted Terrorist, and Joshua rushes into the roosterpit, threatens the pilots into submission, and tries to fly a plane into the Peacekeeper HQ!
....Wait a minute, Joshua has never flown a plane before in his life. He's never even been to flying school! What the hell do all these buttons and thingies even DO?
It is 9:50 PM on Friday, December 25. On January 1, Joshua will be released from MindHive. Assuming Augmented Horizons isn't lying. The Family comes over for Christmas at 6 PM.
Joshua is
Lightly WoundedVendOS is
A LITTLE BIT DAMAGED and
GUARDING JOSHUA'S HOUSEEnforceOS is
UNDAMAGED and
GUARDING JOSHUA'S HOUSEJoshua's InventoryGas Mask
Soccer Ball
Taser
Knife
Taser XREP Shotgun
Stun Gun (Not actually a gun)
Rope
Torches
Wooden Pole
$2850
MREs/Rations
Beretta 92FS
Mega-Hammer
Flare Minigun
Molotov roostertails
VendOS's InventoryChristmas Presents
Saltwater Bottles
$1000
Poisoned Soft Drinks
Human Flesh
Regular Water Bottles
AR-15
MAC11
FNC Rifle
870 MCS Shotgun
EnforceOS's InventoryYellow Snow
Action Queue:Have dinner with the family then, go on the lamb in the sewers while the world above goes to stuff
go to a church and confess your sins
get the good ending / do whatever you can to get the good endingFBI AGENTS ALARMED BY AIRCRAFT HIJACKING! Joshua is on the FBI's Most Wanted list, and VendOS has been implicated as his accomplice. Don't expect to stay safe in the plane forever. FBI Agents might assault it, or the Military might just plain shoot it down.TL:DR Joshua gets the stuff Greyson and Grandpa wanted, all of Joshua's crimes finally catch up to him and reward him with a spot on the Most Wanted list, Joshua is forced by Refticus to hijack a plane but he doesn't even know how to fly
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