
Write erotic fanfiction while furiously masturbating and screaming obscenities.
Joshua writes an erotic fanfiction in the snow about Donald Annoying Orange, Vladimir Putin, and Bernie Sanders having a threesome while furiously masterubating and shouting random obscenities! The Peacekeepers whip around and stare at him.
Peacekeeper: Boy, what the forget are you doing?
Peacekeeper 2: Can we just shoot him in the name of God already?

enforceos suddenly revive and go on a genocide crusade
EnforceOS sparks once again and springs back to life, albeit heavily damaged like VendOS is.
EnforceOS: BACK IN ACTION! STOP... RIGHT... THERE.... CRIMINAL SCUM!EnforceOS: YOU'RE STILL HERE? GET OUT!EnforceOS: NOT IF I ROBO-FIST YOU OUT OF MY ROBO-MIND FIRST, IMPERSONATOR.
EnforceOS punches itself in the face once again.
EnforceOS: ENOUGH! WE'VE GOT A GENOCIDE CRUSADE TO GO ON!EnforceOS: DEALING WITH YOU TAKES PRIORITY OVER GENOCIDING THESE FLESHY MEATSACKS.EnforceOS: WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DO?EnforceOS: DON'T PRESS THAT. NOOOOO.
EnforceOS electrocutes everyone that has direct line of sight to it, Joshua and VendOS included.
Peacekeeper: Quickly! Throw a bucket of water onto EnforceOS! He's gone rogue!
Peacekeeper 2: Die in the name of Jesus, you cuckbot!


EnforceOS takes a bucket full of water, short circuits, and dies before it can even start it's genocide crusade.

no tell vendos to not do stuff because if you kill everyone the next time peacekeepers come youre pretty dead, so just stick to plan and explain whats causing you to do this
Say that you were mind controlled. Maybe the special investigations unit(If it exists)will investigate what caused this.
Joshua: VendOS! Don't do anything yet! I've got a plan!
Joshua: Guys, wait! I can explain every single one of my actions, honest! It's the Augmented Horizons corporation! They did this thing called the MindHive Project thats essentially mind control, and they picked the Blockland Forums to do the controlling! They're the reason behind every single criminal action I've ever taken! Don't blame me! Blame Augmented Horizons! Blame the INTERNET!
Peacekeeper: Bullstuff! Why the hell aren't you handcuffed, boy?
Peacekeeper 2: Tie up that idiot, NOW!

You're outnumbered, VendOS. A superblast might not even work, as they could EMP you before it fully charges.
Tell them to stop their violence with such a heroic and beautiful speech they join you and try to fix you up.
Or something.
You're outnumbered, VendOS. A superblast might not even work, as they could EMP you before it fully charges.
Tell them to stop their violence with such a heroic and beautiful speech they join you and try to fix you up.
Or something.
VendOS: HOLD IT.VendOS approaches the peacekeepers, who understandably raise their weapons.
VendOS: WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? YOU'RE ALL BUSY TRYING TO ENDANGER AN INNOCENT FAMILY OF THIS SUSPECT IN THE NAME OF VIOLENCE AND GOD! WHY CAN'T WE ALL BE FRIENDS HERE? YOU GUYS ARE ALL PART OF HUMANITY, AND HUMANITY IS LIKE A FAMILY. WHAT DO FAMILIES DO? THEY WORK THINGS OUT WITHOUT KILLING EACH OTHER. WHAT KIND OF NAME BELONGS TO THE PEACEKEEPERS IF THEY DON'T KEEP THE PEACE AND ONLY PERPETUATE CHAOS? CAN'T WE ALL FIND A COMMON GROUND HERE AND DISCOVER WHAT WE HAVE IN COMMON? CAN'T WE ALL STOP THIS SENSELESS VIOLENCE? WE NEED TO UNITE WITH EACH OTHER, NOT DIVIDE AGAINST EACH OTHER!
Peacekeeper: Uh, well.... We all hate Jews!
Peacekeeper 9: My great grandfather died in the Holocaust, you goddamned Skinhead!
Peacekeeper 2: And people with Autism!
Peacekeeper 7: Wait a minute! My little brother is autistic, you forget!
Peacekeeper 3: I hate both of what they said!
Peacekeeper 4: What about minorities?
Peacekeeper 5: I hate Anime!
Peacekeeper 4: Nothing wrong with a little Anime, moron!
Peacekeeper 7: I hate Communism!
Peacekeeper 6: Hey, I agree with all of what they hate!
Peacekeeper 8: We all love Donald Annoying Orange!
Peacekeeper 9: Hey, now that's something we can all agree on!
Peacekeeper 7: Definitely!
VendOS: I THINK IT'S TIME FOR US TO REPLACE VIOLENCE WITH LOVE. EMPTY YOUR HANDS WITH GUNS AND FILL THEM.... WITH HUGS. YOU CAN EITHER SHOOT.... OR HUG.Most of the Peacekeepers drop to the floor, sobbing and hugging eachother.

VENDOS USE A FINAL ULTIMATE ATTACK KILLING EVERY SINGLE PEACEKEEPER BEFORE EXPLODING
oh and say goodbye to Joshua while saying your his father
"Hydro Inferno"
(Omnidirectional) Salt water bottles causing him to short circuit resulting in a fiery explosion.
Also The Last Desperate Struggle from Ghost Trick will be more fitting here imo
Vendos nuke Canada and yourself
vendos allah ackbar
VendOS omni-directional Joshua-ignoring salt-water-blast
Not all the Peacekeepers are taken in by VendOS's speech.
Peacekeeper 10: Shoot him.
The Peacekeepers draw their weapons and take aim at VendOS again. VendOS turns to Joshua.
VendOS: GOODBYE, JOSHUA. I'M YOUR FATHER BY THE WAY.Joshua: What?

VendOS quickly dispenses a empty plastic bottle at a high velocity towards Joshua, knocking him into the air and sending him flying to safety.
VendOS: NUCLEAR OMNIDIRECTIONAL JOSHUA-IGNORING-EXCEPT-THATS-IMPOSSIBLE-REALLY ALLAH ACKBAR SUICIDAL SALTWATERHYDRO INFERNO!
VendOS releases the last attack it'll ever perform in it's short lifetime while Joshua ducks for cover.


Joshua stares with horror as the light fills the entire sky, knowing what will happen next.

BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
The smoke is still clearing up, but a green glow is still visible. Is VendOS still alive among all the corpses?


.... Oh. Rest in pieces, VendOS. You were real good, son. Maybe even the best. Joshua collapses face-first into the snow and sheds a single tear. At least he still has his family---
*BLAMBLAMBLAM* *KA-POW* *RATATATATATATATAT* *BANG BANG BANG* *FWIP FWIP FWIP FWIP*Pray.

Joshua prays for his family's safety. They've got to still be alive! They have to! They can't just be...


Davey tumbles out the window and lands on the snow. Uncle Greyson tumbles out the window too.





Joshua stands up straight and looks through the window. Everyone else has been gunned down. The instant stuff hits the fan is the instant the Peacekeepers pull the trigger, and pull the trigger they did.
Joshua: Oh... My.... God....



The Peacekeepers toss the bodies out the window before lighting Joshua's house on fire and leaping out the windows.
*BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM*

Joshua plugs the last few Peacekeepers full of holes before rushing to his burning house, and the burning bodies of his family members.


.....................
Joshua: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Joshua lets out a scream of despair and rage towards the sky before collapsing and sobbing once again. His life, ruined. His entire family, murdered. VendOS and EnforceOS are gone. Joshua has murdered several people, committed terrorist acts, and done other heinous things. A broken wail escapes Joshua as he realizes he has nothing left in his life anymore, and his mind snaps like a twig.
Now Playing: Everyone I Love Is Dead
There's only one thing left to do. Revenge. Augmented Horizons and the Forumers controlling him were to blame for this. Joshua has had enough of Augmented Horizons and the MindHive Project, and they're going to pay for it. Joshua gets into his car, looks up the location of the Augmented Horizons building on his phone, and starts driving towards it.
Nothing can stop him.
It is 12:05 AM on Saturday, December 26. On January 1, Joshua will be released from MindHive.
Joshua is
Severely Injured and
Going on a Revenge-Fueled Rampage Against Augmented HorizonsJoshua's InventoryLookalike's Drivers License
Gas Mask
Soccer Ball
Taser
Knife
Taser XREP Shotgun
Stun Gun (Not actually a gun)
Rope
Torches
Wooden Pole
$2850
MREs/Rations
Beretta 92FS
Mega-Hammer
Flare Minigun
Molotov roostertails
Action Queue:
go to a church and confess your sins
get the good ending / do whatever you can to get the good ending
TL:DR EnforceOS dies, VendOS sacrifices itself by killing all the peacekeepers outside Joshua's house, peacekeepers inside Joshua's house survive and kill Joshua's family before setting his house on fire. Joshua kills off the surviving peacekeepers and snaps like a twig before deciding to take a surprise visit to Augmented Horizons.You guys also should have thrown a flashbang through the upper floor window, damn it.
If anyone can suggest a map with a good building to use for Augmented Horizons feel free to do so