MindHive [Thread finished, now planning for Quest to Save Kompressor Redux]

[Willymcmilly]

Write erotic fanfiction while furiously masturbating and screaming obscenities.

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[tber123]

Write erotic fanfiction while furiously masturbating and screaming obscenities.

Joshua writes an erotic fanfiction in the snow about Donald Annoying Orange, Vladimir Putin, and Bernie Sanders having a threesome while furiously masterubating and shouting random obscenities! The Peacekeepers whip around and stare at him.



Peacekeeper: Boy, what the forget are you doing?
Peacekeeper 2: Can we just shoot him in the name of God already?

enforceos suddenly revive and go on a genocide crusade

EnforceOS sparks once again and springs back to life, albeit heavily damaged like VendOS is.

EnforceOS: BACK IN ACTION! STOP... RIGHT... THERE.... CRIMINAL SCUM!
EnforceOS: YOU'RE STILL HERE? GET OUT!
EnforceOS: NOT IF I ROBO-FIST YOU OUT OF MY ROBO-MIND FIRST, IMPERSONATOR.



EnforceOS punches itself in the face once again.

EnforceOS: ENOUGH! WE'VE GOT A GENOCIDE CRUSADE TO GO ON!
EnforceOS: DEALING WITH YOU TAKES PRIORITY OVER GENOCIDING THESE FLESHY MEATSACKS.
EnforceOS: WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DO?
EnforceOS: DON'T PRESS THAT. NOOOOO.



EnforceOS electrocutes everyone that has direct line of sight to it, Joshua and VendOS included.

Peacekeeper: Quickly! Throw a bucket of water onto EnforceOS! He's gone rogue!
Peacekeeper 2: Die in the name of Jesus, you cuckbot!



EnforceOS takes a bucket full of water, short circuits, and dies before it can even start it's genocide crusade.

no tell vendos to not do stuff because if you kill everyone the next time peacekeepers come youre pretty dead, so just stick to plan and explain whats causing you to do this

Say that you were mind controlled. Maybe the special investigations unit(If it exists)will investigate what caused this.

Joshua: VendOS! Don't do anything yet! I've got a plan!

Joshua: Guys, wait! I can explain every single one of my actions, honest! It's the Augmented Horizons corporation! They did this thing called the MindHive Project thats essentially mind control, and they picked the Blockland Forums to do the controlling! They're the reason behind every single criminal action I've ever taken! Don't blame me! Blame Augmented Horizons! Blame the INTERNET!
Peacekeeper: Bullstuff! Why the hell aren't you handcuffed, boy?
Peacekeeper 2: Tie up that idiot, NOW!

You're outnumbered, VendOS. A superblast might not even work, as they could EMP you before it fully charges.

Tell them to stop their violence with such a heroic and beautiful speech they join you and try to fix you up.

Or something.

You're outnumbered, VendOS. A superblast might not even work, as they could EMP you before it fully charges.

Tell them to stop their violence with such a heroic and beautiful speech they join you and try to fix you up.

Or something.

VendOS: HOLD IT.

VendOS approaches the peacekeepers, who understandably raise their weapons.

VendOS: WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? YOU'RE ALL BUSY TRYING TO ENDANGER AN INNOCENT FAMILY OF THIS SUSPECT IN THE NAME OF VIOLENCE AND GOD! WHY CAN'T WE ALL BE FRIENDS HERE? YOU GUYS ARE ALL PART OF HUMANITY, AND HUMANITY IS LIKE A FAMILY. WHAT DO FAMILIES DO? THEY WORK THINGS OUT WITHOUT KILLING EACH OTHER. WHAT KIND OF NAME BELONGS TO THE PEACEKEEPERS IF THEY DON'T KEEP THE PEACE AND ONLY PERPETUATE CHAOS? CAN'T WE ALL FIND A COMMON GROUND HERE AND DISCOVER WHAT WE HAVE IN COMMON? CAN'T WE ALL STOP THIS SENSELESS VIOLENCE? WE NEED TO UNITE WITH EACH OTHER, NOT DIVIDE AGAINST EACH OTHER!



Peacekeeper: Uh, well.... We all hate Jews!
Peacekeeper 9: My great grandfather died in the Holocaust, you goddamned Skinhead!
Peacekeeper 2: And people with Autism!
Peacekeeper 7: Wait a minute! My little brother is autistic, you forget!
Peacekeeper 3: I hate both of what they said!
Peacekeeper 4: What about minorities?
Peacekeeper 5: I hate Anime!
Peacekeeper 4: Nothing wrong with a little Anime, moron!
Peacekeeper 7: I hate Communism!
Peacekeeper 6: Hey, I agree with all of what they hate!
Peacekeeper 8: We all love Donald Annoying Orange!
Peacekeeper 9: Hey, now that's something we can all agree on!
Peacekeeper 7: Definitely!

VendOS: I THINK IT'S TIME FOR US TO REPLACE VIOLENCE WITH LOVE. EMPTY YOUR HANDS WITH GUNS AND FILL THEM.... WITH HUGS. YOU CAN EITHER SHOOT.... OR HUG.

Most of the Peacekeepers drop to the floor, sobbing and hugging eachother.

VENDOS USE A FINAL ULTIMATE ATTACK KILLING EVERY SINGLE PEACEKEEPER BEFORE EXPLODING
oh and say goodbye to Joshua while saying your his father

"Hydro Inferno"
(Omnidirectional) Salt water bottles causing him to short circuit resulting in a fiery explosion.

Also The Last Desperate Struggle from Ghost Trick will be more fitting here imo

Vendos nuke Canada and yourself

vendos allah ackbar

VendOS omni-directional Joshua-ignoring salt-water-blast

Not all the Peacekeepers are taken in by VendOS's speech.

Peacekeeper 10: Shoot him.

The Peacekeepers draw their weapons and take aim at VendOS again. VendOS turns to Joshua.

VendOS: GOODBYE, JOSHUA. I'M YOUR FATHER BY THE WAY.
Joshua: What?



VendOS quickly dispenses a empty plastic bottle at a high velocity towards Joshua, knocking him into the air and sending him flying to safety.



VendOS: NUCLEAR OMNIDIRECTIONAL JOSHUA-IGNORING-EXCEPT-THATS-IMPOSSIBLE-REALLY ALLAH ACKBAR SUICIDAL SALTWATERHYDRO INFERNO!



VendOS releases the last attack it'll ever perform in it's short lifetime while Joshua ducks for cover.



Joshua stares with horror as the light fills the entire sky, knowing what will happen next.




BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM



The smoke is still clearing up, but a green glow is still visible. Is VendOS still alive among all the corpses?



.... Oh. Rest in pieces, VendOS. You were real good, son. Maybe even the best. Joshua collapses face-first into the snow and sheds a single tear. At least he still has his family---



*BLAMBLAMBLAM* *KA-POW* *RATATATATATATATAT* *BANG BANG BANG* *FWIP FWIP FWIP FWIP*

Pray.

Joshua prays for his family's safety. They've got to still be alive! They have to! They can't just be...



Davey tumbles out the window and lands on the snow. Uncle Greyson tumbles out the window too.



Joshua stands up straight and looks through the window. Everyone else has been gunned down. The instant stuff hits the fan is the instant the Peacekeepers pull the trigger, and pull the trigger they did.



Joshua: Oh... My.... God....



The Peacekeepers toss the bodies out the window before lighting Joshua's house on fire and leaping out the windows.



*BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM*



Joshua plugs the last few Peacekeepers full of holes before rushing to his burning house, and the burning bodies of his family members.




.....................



Joshua: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!



Joshua lets out a scream of despair and rage towards the sky before collapsing and sobbing once again. His life, ruined. His entire family, murdered. VendOS and EnforceOS are gone. Joshua has murdered several people, committed terrorist acts, and done other heinous things. A broken wail escapes Joshua as he realizes he has nothing left in his life anymore, and his mind snaps like a twig.


Now Playing: Everyone I Love Is Dead






















There's only one thing left to do. Revenge. Augmented Horizons and the Forumers controlling him were to blame for this. Joshua has had enough of Augmented Horizons and the MindHive Project, and they're going to pay for it. Joshua gets into his car, looks up the location of the Augmented Horizons building on his phone, and starts driving towards it.

Nothing can stop him.

It is 12:05 AM on Saturday, December 26. On January 1, Joshua will be released from MindHive.
Joshua is Severely Injured and Going on a Revenge-Fueled Rampage Against Augmented Horizons

Joshua's Inventory
Lookalike's Drivers License
Gas Mask
Soccer Ball
Taser
Knife
Taser XREP Shotgun
Stun Gun (Not actually a gun)
Rope
Torches
Wooden Pole
$2850
MREs/Rations
Beretta 92FS
Mega-Hammer
Flare Minigun
Molotov roostertails


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go to a church and confess your sins

get the good ending / do whatever you can to get the good ending
TL:DR EnforceOS dies, VendOS sacrifices itself by killing all the peacekeepers outside Joshua's house, peacekeepers inside Joshua's house survive and kill Joshua's family before setting his house on fire. Joshua kills off the surviving peacekeepers and snaps like a twig before deciding to take a surprise visit to Augmented Horizons.

You guys also should have thrown a flashbang through the upper floor window, damn it.

If anyone can suggest a map with a good building to use for Augmented Horizons feel free to do so

[Refticus]

augmented horizons are your friend, drive your car to mexico now.
you will leave the state and rename yourself as "el-joshua" in mexico.

[Mr Queeba]

When you get to the company building, shout allahu akbar and use flare minigun

[The Murderous Cop]

forget you you're grounded go to your burning room

[Nicepoint]

NOW install BLOODLUST meter

[Space1255]

*cracks knuckles*
All according to plan. How do you feel, Joshy? Ready to take down the people who took away everything you loved?
Good, good. You'll want to tap out of your sanity to get this right. After all, it's the best option when it comes to taking down mega companies. Now, Joshy Boy, you only have a few more days until you're unable to hear my commands. Best get ready for an earload, boy.

[Refticus]

do not take down augmented horizons. mindhive is leading you on the path to glory.
your family was holding you back

[tber123]

Joshua drives until he's in the middle of a nearly-empty freeway at midnight. The voices of the BLF begin flooding in, but they won't stop him.

forget you you're grounded go to your burning room

forget! Joshua can feel his arms acting on their own once again! He must resist!



........ And resist he does. Joshua's newfound determination to get his revenge on Augmented Horizons and the rest of the world, combined with his sense of self preservation(Self Delete by fire is painful) has given him the strength to resist the command this time and avoid dying in a fire.

NOW install BLOODLUST meter

A BLOODLUST meter? The hell is that? This is clearly a ploy to distract Joshua while he's driving and cause him to crash! Joshua shakes the thought away and continues on!

(I don't exactly feel like turning the thread into BLOODLUST 2.0, sorry. I do have a thread planned called BRUTALITY that's a side story to BLOODLUST, focusing on a serial killer and having a "Bad horror movie" tone. I've got to finish a redux of Quest to Save Kompressor after MindHive finishes though, and then there has to be a vote after QSK Redux finishes to vote on which idea for a thread I should do next.)

augmented horizons are your friend, drive your car to mexico now.
you will leave the state and rename yourself as "el-joshua" in mexico.

do not take down augmented horizons. mindhive is leading you on the path to glory.
your family was holding you back

At the orders of Refticus, Joshua turns the car around and starts heading towards the border. What was he thinking, trying to take down Augmented Horizons. His useless, worthless, barely-even-known-to-the-forumers family was just holding him back. He's a free bird now---



Wait a minute. Useless, worthless family? Not taking down Augmented Horizons after what they were responsible for? That's crazy talk! Joshua shakes off the thought and tries to turn around, only for his arms to lock up again and gain a mind of their own! Joshua struggles with his arms and manages to regain control of the one on his left, but the one on his right is still driving towards Mexico!



In an act of desperation, Joshua whips out the Stun Gun and tases himself with his free arm, causing the car to crash and burn. Joshua crawls away from the burning wreckage of his car, hoping that the compulsion will fade away now that he can't drive a car any more. It works!



A taxi passes by. Joshua forces his way in, puts a gun to the driver's head, and forces him to drive to Augmented Horizons before throwing his cell phone out the window.

*cracks knuckles*
All according to plan. How do you feel, Joshy? Ready to take down the people who took away everything you loved?
Good, good. You'll want to tap out of your sanity to get this right. After all, it's the best option when it comes to taking down mega companies. Now, Joshy Boy, you only have a few more days until you're unable to hear my commands. Best get ready for an earload, boy.

Joshua: I'm ready for this.



Joshua forces the cab driver to crash through the front door of Augmented Horizons, drawing the attention of the security guards. His genocide crusade revenge begins here. The cab driver, now free, puts the car in reverse and drives off crying.

When you get to the company building, shout allahu akbar and use flare minigun

With a mighty shout of Allah Ackbar, Joshua hoses down the security guards with his flare minigun. They never stood a chance. More and more security guards show up, but Joshua's flare minigun is a bit too overpowered for a bunch of wimpy pistols to take down. Almost the entire staff of Augmented Horizons has sacrificed itself in vain to stop Joshua's rampage. Joshua begins firing his flare minigun everywhere, lighting Augmented Horizons on fire.



Joshua takes the elevator up and finds a bunch of security guards outside the doors, waiting to ambush him. A quick burst from the flare minigun turns everyone into bloody chunks, and it doesn't seem like anybody's left to oppose Joshua.


The Lead Researcher is all that's left. The Lead Researcher cowers in the corner and starts shouting something about science and the experiment being so successful.

Joshua: I do believe it's time for me to be released from MindHive this instant. We can do this the easy way or the hard way.

The Lead Researcher doesn't respond, and continues cowering in the corner.

It is 12:35 AM on Saturday, December 26. On January 1, Joshua will be released from MindHive.
Joshua is Severely Injured and Going on a Revenge-Fueled Rampage Against Augmented Horizons

Joshua's Inventory
Lookalike's Drivers License
Gas Mask
Soccer Ball
Taser
Knife
Taser XREP Shotgun
Stun Gun (Not actually a gun)
Rope
Torches
Wooden Pole
$2850
MREs/Rations
Beretta 92FS
Mega-Hammer
Flare Minigun
Molotov roostertails


Action Queue:

Code: [Select]


go to a church and confess your sins

get the good ending / do whatever you can to get the good ending
TL:DR Joshua regains some of his capacity to resist commands the forumers give and doesn't die in a fire OR give up on revenge yet (That doesn't mean he'll never will.). Joshua massacres all the Augmented Horizons Security Guards that try to stop him, and finally makes his way to the Lead Researcher.

[Refticus]

joshua you can still go back.
accept that you're a murderer and go live in mexico.
this is the best action to take at this point.

[tber123]

-nevermind, waiting for more posts first about what to do with the Lead Researcher-

[gebenuwell]

using the license, paper cut him in the area between the middle and ring finger
don't have a meltdown from all the posts

[Nicepoint]

You remember how stuffty advice Refticus gives you? Yeah, no, don't go to Mexico.

Buuut, now is your chance to get revenge on augmented horizons

[Mr Queeba]

FINISH HIM
Get the researcher to disconnect you. Obliterate the researcher if he doesn't.

[Refticus]

go
to
mexico

this researcher is just doing his job at the glorious augmented horizons company.
the augmented horizons company is your friend and you should not harm them.