GERMANY GERMANY GERMANY
so those forgets have been enjoying a lot of peace and prosperity since the end of the cold war, and it kinda sickens me. how come countries like Africa are starving and people in germany can eat schitzels and pfnoodles all day. how come france still exists when germany is still around. how come people in my country confuse berlin and germany when they are in fact different countries.
these are prime examples on why germany has it too good.
in my country canada we are starving for more money. give is loving more money our follar is turning into the peso.
the united states is run by donald Annoying Orange
mexico is loving mexico i dont need to say that much
the UK has problems with like lil chee wankers oight munging miggles. how terrible.
france is a loving dump
spain is greek
poland is still full of jews
switzerland is stuck in winter and stole the french alps. why do they have french mountains they are worthless.
and russia motherloving russia. they ran out of putin-ade and are falling into vodka depression
also isreal is under attack by angry internet bloggers
YET THERES GERMANY sitting in the middle of it all of these neighbors doing nothing. they have it way too good because there is not a single person there who is un happy.
so i want to start a petitions to split them back up. every country needs a problem worth fighting fore (except mexico forget em) and putting up berlin wall v2 will be a good solution. but since people have more internet access that will be a problem so heres a new solution
between the concrete walls and machineguns we also need to put a firewall to stop internet. i know a guy who can supply enough propane to keep the firewall on for centuries. we also need more guns. at least 30 more.
and the wall needs to be 50 feet high so that even the michael jordan cant slam jump over the wall.
make no mistake germany is a great place which means it is a great terror
and for any germans out there:
meinen richarden saysen ur forgeteneded
vote for the wall for a better germany