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yes split them up
15 (53.6%)
no dont do it
13 (46.4%)

Total Members Voted: 28

Author Topic: petition to split germany back in two  (Read 900 times)

GERMANY GERMANY GERMANY

so those forgets have been enjoying a lot of peace and prosperity since the end of the cold war, and it kinda sickens me. how come countries like Africa are starving and people in germany can eat schitzels and pfnoodles all day. how come france still exists when germany is still around. how come people in my country confuse berlin and germany when they are in fact different countries.

these are prime examples on why germany has it too good.

in my country canada we are starving for more money. give is loving more money our follar is turning into the peso.
the united states is run by donald Annoying Orange
mexico is loving mexico i dont need to say that much
the UK has problems with like lil chee wankers oight munging miggles. how terrible.
france is a loving dump
spain is greek
poland is still full of jews
switzerland is stuck in winter and stole the french alps. why do they have french mountains they are worthless.
and russia motherloving russia. they ran out of putin-ade and are falling into vodka depression
also isreal is under attack by angry internet bloggers

YET THERES GERMANY sitting in the middle of it all of these neighbors doing nothing. they have it way too good because there is not a single person there who is un happy.

so i want to start a petitions to split them back up. every country needs a problem worth fighting fore (except mexico forget em) and putting up berlin wall v2 will be a good solution. but since people have more internet access that will be a problem so heres a new solution
between the concrete walls and machineguns we also need to put a firewall to stop internet. i know a guy who can supply enough propane to keep the firewall on for centuries. we also need more guns. at least 30 more.
and the wall needs to be 50 feet high so that even the michael jordan cant slam jump over the wall.

make no mistake germany is a great place which means it is a great terror

and for any germans out there:
meinen richarden saysen ur forgeteneded

vote for the wall for a better germany


lifetime supply of curry wurst and we've got a deal

lifetime supply of curry wurst and we've got a deal
better stock up

split Germany back into a hundred different states

Rebuild the Berlin wall :^)

split Germany back into a hundred different states
ulm lives again!

make east germany great again

While we're at it, re-establish the Roman empire

While we're at it, re-establish the Roman empire
no, re-establish the ancient greek nation-states

no, re-establish the ancient greek nation-states
re-etablish the Sumerian empire

no. re-establish the triassic period

no. re-establish the triassic period
re-establish the permian period

re-establish the third reich

re-establish the permian period
re-establish the primordial soup

can i have control of one germany