Bible Prophecy Overview

[Darryl McKoy]

I'm pretty sure there were Jews born in Israel ;)

What do you mean

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[Tezuni 2.0]

@ipq

not that i'm a believer but for the sake of argument,

the bible says adam and eve were first
but it also leaves the possibility that God could've made other humans after them
incest isn't necessarily needed in that scenario

[Dodger]

What do you mean

I'm being an idiot and listing something that's a guaranteed fact in the bible

[Lord Tony®]

You notice how stories of god seem to drop off around 2,000 years after Jesus Christ. These miracles just stop happening.

No more burning bush.

No more floods that need a giant arc.

The only miracles we have now is Jesus on a piece of toast.


Just like how ghost appearances started getting lower despite us having more and more technology these days.

[Lord Tony®]

@ipq

not that i'm a believer but for the sake of argument,

the bible says adam and eve were first
but it also leaves the possibility that God could've made other humans after them
incest isn't necessarily needed in that scenario

If god can just poof two human beings into existence then there is no need for reproduction. We can just poof into existence.

[Clownfish]

If god can just poof two human beings into existence then there is no need for reproduction. We can just poof into existence.

pretty sure he made them out of dust not just "poofed" them

[Lord Tony®]

pretty sure he made them out of dust not just "poofed" them

we already know exactly what humans are made of and even then we can't just simply create them from the raw materials.

[Darryl McKoy]

pretty sure he made them out of dust not just "poofed" them

i'm glad you clarified, dust makes a lot more sense

[Ipquarx]

@ipq

not that i'm a believer but for the sake of argument,

the bible says adam and eve were first
but it also leaves the possibility that God could've made other humans after them
incest isn't necessarily needed in that scenario

I suppose it's possible but then again literally anything is. If that happened at some point then god probably should have mentioned that to the desciples. "Hey, guys. Uh, just so you know... Adam and eve didn't have to knock up their kids. I made a bunch more humans. Peace out."

And even then, if god made a total of n people, then you have a maximum number of generations before incest becomes mandatory of n-1 generations (proof). So if he made 3 extra people for a total of 5, 4 generations in you'd still be seeing incest.

So in order for it to not actually effect the gene pool, he would have had to make a lot of extra people. Which again, would be quite a strange detail to leave out.

[Tezuni 2.0]

i guess in that scenario adam, cane, and abel would be gang banging eve

there's got to be a parody research of this somewhere lol

[Clownfish]

i'm glad you clarified, dust makes a lot more sense

[Lord Tony®]

He makes a point though.

Explain this "dust."

[Clownfish]

He makes a point though.

Explain this "dust."

I forgot not to post here so I'll do it some other time

[Lord Tony®]

I forgot not to post here so I'll do it some other time

No don't go away. You have yet to scientifically explain dust that created us humans.

[Ipquarx]

i guess in that scenario adam, cane, and abel would be gang banging eve

there's got to be a parody research of this somewhere lol

Dude, there's parody research of EVERYTHING. There's a mythbusters research parody called "Milf busters."