Bible Prophecy Overview

[Lord Tony®]

Yeah, no, I agreed with you on the other things, but then you had to post this. People are naturally polyamorous, it was culture and religion that forced monogamous relationships and marriage.

I agree people are naturally polyamorous and a stuff ton of marriages either fail or have at least 1 temptation of cheating.

However people get married with the belief that their spouse will remain faithful forever "till death do us part" so they believe when they get married this ensures them a safety net of constant love and children popping out.

That's the only reason why marriage exists. However this is all a lie, never get married.

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[MoltenKitten]

Never pay for marriage, a prostitute is a much better investment

[IkeTheGeneric]

Yeah? Then how come I want to kill myself so bad?

because we aren't animals :^(

[Lord Tony®]

You know what other species also allows a form of "marriage?"

spiders

because we aren't animals :^(

We are animals. There is literally no difference, we are just slightly more self aware and intelligent.

[IkeTheGeneric]

If we were animals why don't we have tails?? HUH?? WHY DONT WE HAVE TAILS, TONY?!?!

[MoltenKitten]

If we were animals why don't we have tails?? HUH?? WHY DONT WE HAVE TAILS, TONY?!?!

We have a subspecies called "furry" and they have tails

[Lord Tony®]

If we were animals why don't we have tails?? HUH?? WHY DONT WE HAVE TAILS, TONY?!?!

We evolved to the point where we don't need tails anymore.

However some humans out there still have the tail gene deeply embedded into their DNA and will be born with a tail.

[IkeTheGeneric]

We evolved to the point where we don't need tails anymore.

If that's true, then why do dolphins have tails? They aren't animals either.

[Lord Tony®]

If that's true, then why do dolphins have tails? They aren't animals either.

The Dolphin is an aquatic creature which is why it evolved to have a tail to swim.

The lobster and scorpion are distance cousins. One decided to stay in the sea and develop a tail for swimming and the other developed a tail for attacking.

[MoltenKitten]

However some humans out there still have the tail gene deeply embedded into their DNA and will be born with a tail.

If you'll excuse me I have to remove my brain with an ice cream scoop now.

[IkeTheGeneric]

I could swim for twenty seven days without a tail, dolphins only have tails because they don't believe in god.

[Lord Tony®]

I could swim for twenty seven days without a tail, dolphins only have tails because they don't believe in god.

Alright show me.

Dolphins may be intelligent but they haven't evolved the same way as us humans. Doesn't matter how intelligent they are, they can't over throw the human race unless they evolve.

[Lord Tony®]

every species of mammal has a tail at some point in its development. Human embryos possess tails during their fifth to eighth week of development. In rare cases, humans are born with imperfectly developed tails

[The Resonte!]

lobsters and octupi might be able to overthrow us though

[Lord Tony®]

Seriously though.

We don't just evolve one day and then all of a sudden our evolution gives us a soul that will grant us an afterlife.

I don't believe for a second it works like that.

God didn't make me, my parents made me.