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There's no water running through the pipes, I can't get a glass of water, brush my teeth, have a shower or go to the toilet, and I have college (an assessment day) in a few hours. What do?

There's no water running through the pipes, I can't get a glass of water, brush my teeth, have a shower or go to the toilet, and I have college (an assessment day) in a few hours. What do?
Use your own piss


do what you australians do and start chugging urine


Call the company that is responsible for water in your area

Call the company that is responsible for water in your area
IT'S 4:00AM THEY'RE NOT ONLINE

do what you australians do and start chugging urine

Cheers mate

Are there no facilities at the university that you can use? Like locker room showers or something.

You don't have any bottled water?

IT'S 4:00AM THEY'RE NOT ONLINE
Ask your neighbor to use the toilet or something, unless if your beighbors are crap, they should help

Are there no facilities at the university that you can use? Like locker room showers or something.
No, college doesn't have any of that. It's not a massive college and there's no dorms.

Ask your neighbor to use the toilet or something, unless if your beighbors are crap, they should help
If I wake up the bogan forgetwits at this time of morning I'll get slaughtered.

You don't have any bottled water?
Not enough to last breakfast with everybody else here.


try going to a gym. they usually have good washrooms

Fix the ambiguous title

try going to a gym. they usually have good washrooms