If you could have $5000 but you had to kill a starving african

[Afraidanna]

If you could have $5000, but you had to kill a starving child in africa, would you do it?

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[Nickpb 3.0]

Lower it to 2.5 and I'll still do it. If I don't kill them the malaria will

[Tayasaurus]

I'd do it. I'd tell him a hilarious joke.

[ShadowsfeaR]

Lower it to 2.5 and I'll still do it. If I don't kill them the malaria will

Same

[joe411]

Probably, as I am an starfish.

[Nizza Deutchsen Man]

it'd end their constant pain, more like being paid to give a mercy killing

[Georges]

No.

[Taciturn]

Duh.

Not really though. I think I'd have a hard time killing somebody, even a monday.

[Unwritten Calender]

i'd say yes but in reality, no, I wouldn't. I am a human bean with good morals

[grunterdb1951]

The third option: Take the child and topple a south american government.

[Pastrey Crust]

The third option: Take the child and topple a south american government.

Screw you. We had a march today in memory of the dictatorship of '70.

[Otis Da HousKat]

I'd kill a non-starving African child for free.

[Red Spy]

5,000 is way to much


I'd kill a monday for the price of a Happy Meal

[Cappytaino]

Yeah. Malnutrition is not fun.

[Rally]

I'd do it for a bag of chips