So let me get this straight
You slept through SWAT officers breaching your place of residence expecting to be greeted by automatic fire and explosives?
At first locked up your sister in the closet, but then it turned out you locked your siblings in the closet, tied them up and booby-trapped the door?
When woken up in bed, the officers first question was 'Are you armed?', to which you responded with serial-killer calm that you have been set up?
I'm guessing this is the biggest load of stuff ever.