Author Topic: You Irony You Lose v.911  (Read 3082 times)




my idea of hell is being in church.


i just love when i get some scissors but i need scissors to open the package

The fact that a product like Cheers to You is marketable in the modern world makes me depressed.

I DONT UNDERSTAND IRONY isn't it supposed to be like something doing the opposite of its natural programing?
like a snail moving like sonic? or a lightweight anvil.

i just love when i get some scissors but i need scissors to open the package
you bought scissors but then find out you need scissors to open the scissors.

I DONT UNDERSTAND IRONY isn't it supposed to be like something doing the opposite of its natural programing?
like a snail moving like sonic? or a lightweight anvil.
I think it's supposed to be a funny coincidence that may or may not go against the logical outcome, maybe? I usually just think of it as painting flames onto a car, then having said car catch on fire.

Yes

I think it's supposed to be a funny coincidence that may or may not go against the logical outcome, maybe? I usually just think of it as painting flames onto a car, then having said car catch on fire.
I DONT UNDERSTAND IRONY isn't it supposed to be like something doing the opposite of its natural programing?
like a snail moving like sonic? or a lightweight anvil.

There are multiple types of irony.
Verbal irony: Basically, sarcasm.

Situation irony: Something that isn't expected happens.
e.g. When I pushed the lever, a hand came out of the machine and pushed it back.

Dramatic irony: Used in books, tv, etc. When an audience knows something another character does not.
e.g. A killer sneaks up behind another character and they don't realize.



Andrew Jackson hated paper money. He's on a $20 bill.

you bought scissors but then find out you need scissors to open the scissors.
but to open those scissors i just brought i need scissors to open the scissors for the other scissors.

thomas jefferson hated the bank
banks are everywhere

(well i think this is irony anyways)
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lets get this stuff going


I don't understand the yellow battery
is it jailbroken or something from the new update

I don't understand the yellow battery
is it jailbroken or something from the new update
It's low power mode, I think it's iPhone only.