A snake coulda got me

[Abstath]

I was doing some work on my phone while waiting for a lift, heard some leaves crinkling and turned to a brown snake being all sneaky; the little stuff almost had me petrified as I walked away. At home, I called the school whom confirmed that it was indeed the second most venomous snake sitting next to me.

A good day to be Australian. How've you been?

[Ad Bot]

[Clownfish]

i've been hiding for my loving life there's a shark outside and this loving anemone is being really forgetin wavy today

[weaver123]

i've been hiding for my loving life there's a shark outside and this loving anemone is being really forgetin wavy today

I get it.

[Nymph]

i've been hiding for my loving life there's a shark outside and this loving anemone is being really forgetin wavy today

Bruce and I just wanted to hang out wtf man.

[TableSalt]

at least it wasn't a vending machine
those things get you when you least expect it

[shitlord]

at least it wasn't a vending machine
those things get you when you least expect it

my friend was in the hospital after a vicious vending machine attack last year

people keep forgetting that these things are loving wild animals

[Foxscotch]

I would've let it bite me if I were you, that kinda stuff is how you get superpowers

[Abstath]

I would've let it bite me if I were you, that kinda stuff is how you get superpowers

they say you'll have the ability to get a free lift to the hospy

[Foxscotch]

they say you'll have the ability to get a free lift to the hospy

good luck trying that in america

[Taciturn]

good luck trying that in america

Over here they take one of your healthy kidneys as payment and if you've only got one they push you off the helicopter

[McJob]

If you school doesn't teach you how to correctly hunt, kill and eat snakes, you're going to an American-ised school and you're direspecting the Australian customs we worked so hard to produce in the first place.

Get the forget back to that snake and eat you, it you loving cunt.

[HooperScooper]

move away from the Australia

everything will kill you there

[Pngu12970]

move away from the Australia

everything will kill you there

Yeah even I'll kill ya mate.

[#Jeetlor]

You almost were a gonner dude.

[Drydess]

there's a snake in mah boot