turns out you weren't the good guy but you also weren't the bad guy, you girlfriend is saved but you get forgetED as the kool kids klub rolls in and loving stuffs up the shrine and locks you in because they're a bunch of loving starfishs but it's not even explained if they're bad either, but hey, your horse didn't dieguess the game for bonus points
you capture the base or sink all the enemy shipsoryou plant the flag on jooloryou become very very warm
you lose connection to the host as soon as the last loot bag is secured