Author Topic: Insert richard Here's Manifesto  (Read 47624 times)


or this is real and INH is probably going to Self Delete because of this stuff

INH, if you haven't killed yourself yet, don't do it, man.
you do realise that it was just a cry for attention? If he was actually feeling about Self Delete he would have gotten help or done it already. nobody is going to kill themselves over a blf post, that's just pathetic.

you do realise that it was just a cry for attention? If he was actually feeling about Self Delete he would have gotten help or done it already. nobody is going to kill themselves over a blf post, that's just pathetic.
not everyone listens to you when you say you have depression, probably, or theres a less chance of that the person you tell you have depression will not believe you.

i once told my parents that i thought i was having depression and they didn't believe me (i got out of that stupid zone anyways)

also, if he tried saying he had depression at school, people might mock him (as some of you guys in this god forsaken thread are doing r/n) because school is a loving breeding ground for bandwagon hating/mocking, and the only person he'd be able to really tell is counselors and even then they either might forget up really badly and accidentally humiliate the guy even more, or they might do the right thing and give him help. you might not be able to get help because, like i said, people might not believe that you have depression, but then again, that's from my own experiences. (saying you have thoughts of Self Delete might help you get help, though...)

either way, Self Delete is not a loving mocking/laughing matter. so what, if he put that in public? he was free to put that there, but i don't see you guys giving two flying forgets about that and you focus on mocking him for putting that there as if you were some kind of internet police or some stuff. i know the internet is not america, but still. you (not saying you specifically, just generalizing, i guess) going and putting that thing on here is basically equivalent to you being a loving jackass or a cyber bully, even if it was a "joke" or a "prank". you do realize, that if someone Self Deletes, you will basically NEVER hear from them again, and if you didn't know they had performed Self Delete, you would wonder where the hell the guy went, what if something happened to him.

never hearing from someone again is loving terrible. you will start questioning why, you will or may start having that feeling that you can't shake that maybe something bad happened, and you might not be able to find out about it and you'll be stuck with that horrible feeling forever. but, oh well, some of the guys that hate INH will be happy he's loving dead or some stuff because they won't be able to hear from INH again, they won't care. probably...

you only have one, loving, life. you won't get any second chances once you go down the route of knife-to-your-neck or knife-to-your-wrist or whatever the hell you want to Self Delete from.

if INH is really dead then i don't even loving know what the forget is wrong with everyone anymore. (if this counts as flaming, then i apologize)

i know i was harsh(?) on this but holy stuff some of these people are basically encouraging INH to go off himself or something

^^^^^^
I used to have this blockland friend named Crimson Shark (iirc) and we'd hang out all the time. One day he just said he had suicidal thoughts. I tried advising against Self Delete, but one day he didn't log on. Two years passed and I still wonder what happened to him.

You better not kill yourself

This whole thing just reeks of attention seeking. Thankfully the kid was smart enough not to directly pander for sympathy here, otherwise the "real jackasses" here would've REALLY torn him a new one. This guy isn't depressed. He's just another teenager who has realized he can get stuff for free by pretending to 'unstable', kinda similar to how the weirdo school-shooter types in middle school thought they could get away with bad behavior because they're "not normal". Being "not normal" is basically the hottest new trend.

See this stuff:
You're so cool for making fun of me. If you can find my Facebook, post the message that I posted, its more descriptive as to how I feel.

Here is the facebook post  have fun.

Right out the gate you can sniff it the forget out if you brown townyze it for even half a second. The dude is like 'forget you for exposing my attention scam, here's MORE material that I really hope you don't make fun of!!!!'. It's blatant. What you've got going on here is basically a swindle, a controversial member like Squartle posts his bait on the internet to be the controversial dude that he is, and now Insert Attention Here sweeps in to finish the job by posting MORE material from his facebook (which we don't have access to) in hopes that he can wrench some more sympathy out of the wet-wipe boohoos on this forum. If he was really upset about his public steam description being posted on a public forum, he probably would've been like hey not cool man, rather than legitimately posting more of the material and then saying "hey thanks I'm going to go kill myself now". It's attention whoring at other people's expense, or as I like to call it, he's an "attention seeking missile".

If he didn't want people here to see it, he wouldn't put it in his steam profile description. Lets talk more about this Facebook post in detail though;

"I've been misbehaving, you can blame my depression for that."
Nice one buddy, thanks for throwing the rest of the depressed community under the loving bus. But let's not pretend that Insert Attention Here did it on purpose. He's probably doing it subconsciously, but it doesn't make it any less stuffty. What we've basically got here is a very typical and average 1st world teenager who's parents (despite arguing) still provide everything for their incredibly entitled child. Now, you've given him the power of the internet, and so he's probably realized by now that people will usually sympathize with depressed people, give them attention, ect. So at this rate, he thinks he can get whatever the forget he wants by threatening to commit Self Delete if he doesn't get it. He probably doesn't KNOW he does this, he probably believes his own lie, but he subconsciously knows that he can get what he wants by guilt tripping people who wont give it to him for free.

"I'm lonely, neglected, un-cared about, I dindu nuffin to deserve this."
I can't speak for Insert Attention Here's home life, because I have no idea what actually goes on. What I can tell you is that my parents also fight pretty much every night to the point where they even physically attack each other and break personal property. It's worse when they get drunk, which is basically every night, and I often catch the blame. And I don't go onto facebook and tell everyone that I want to kill myself because of it. Does that make me a better person? Probably not, but using your family problems as a means to swindle extra pity from other people isn't a cool dude thing to do.

"I can't catch a bird and my ex-girlfriend can't keep up with my negativity"
Yeah, you hear that Stacy? It's YOUR fault that Insert Attention Here is about to pull the trigger. You better suck his richard or he'll kill himself, and you don't want to be a heartless bitch do you?



"My friends never invite me to stuff"
"Hey sorry Will, mom says I have to invite that weird kid from lunch over or he's gonna kill himself"

People don't want to get attached to someone who publicly talks about wanting to kill themselves. Or really just negative people in general. Maybe if you spent some time with your friends and getting to know them better, instead of trying to emotionally exploit them, they'd invite you out more.

"If I'm in a bad mood, just look at this post"
Remember, if Insert Attention Here is treating you like stuff for no reason, you're obviously the starfish. Check your privilege, you don't know what it's like having to threaten everyone who wont give you attention with Self Delete 24/7.

Don't worry Insert. Hopefully in a couple years, this will all just be a bunch of embarrassing teenage antics from your past. If not, remember to do a backflip!

as right as you are, i dont think it's very funny you're encouraging his Self Delete

While yes, you are completely right, but you still don't act like a richard to people because "lol he's faking it/trolling us." especially when you people go around telling others to "ignore X because he's a troll."
Also
i dont think it's very funny you're encouraging his Self Delete
If you do think it's funny, you're evidence for how doomed we are as a species.

This is why I don't post about my issue on the Internet.

as right as you are, i dont think it's very funny you're encouraging his Self Delete
his nonexistant Self Delete

This is why I don't post about my issue on the Internet.
but you just did

as right as you are, i dont think it's very funny you're encouraging his Self Delete

The whole "do a backflip" joke stems from lampooning this specific breed of attention seeker. As in, if they're willing to go to this level of mental gymnastics trying to convince people that they're about to neck themselves, then they might as well do something spectacular to finish it off as a last ditch attempt to get the most attention possible.

To "encourage" his Self Delete he'd have to actually want to in the first place. I'm sure he's thought of how he could spite people like me by committing to it, but ultimately he wouldn't, because he can't attend his own funeral.

While yes, you are completely right, but you still don't act like a richard to people because "lol he's faking it/trolling us." especially when you people go around telling others to "ignore X because he's a troll."

Not sure what that last part has to do with it, but this is an actual issue that throws real victims under the bus. It pisses me off to see people try to exploit the ailment that has killed people close to me. You spend time around real sufferers and you spend time around fakes and the difference becomes plain as day.


I'm practically cheering Rally at this point. Everything he's said is damn square, and unless INH wants to go ahead and prove that this really is a cry for help and not a cry for attention, I think it's rather loving insulting towards to people who I know (and don't know) who suffer with the real stuff in and out every day.

EDIT: Lol, reading over Blue Screen's posts reminded me of how massive a loving idiot he is. Here's a shining beacon of lunacy, folks:

INH, if you haven't killed yourself yet, don't do it, man.
Yes, a loving demanding order sent over a forum is going to convince a truly suicidal person not to do it.

That's not how it works, bucko. Aside from dealing with suicidal friends/partners, my Dad is a funeral director and he's had to deal with many Self Deletes over the years, and I of course get all the details about everything. In 21 years, I've never heard of a single case where suicidal people are like bright light bulbs, that announce to everybody their intentions and then can be convinced not to with a simple message.

Here's a fun little tip for the future: It really doesn't pay to be condescending or annoying to somebody on the edge. You have to let them talk and ultimately they need to convince themselves not to jump. Your job is to simply tell them what they want to hear. Saying stuff like "you have one loving life" is really going to piss them off, rather than make them think "Hmm, this is a bad idea!". I would hope that you have many more years of maturing before you're ever required to talk somebody out of Self Delete.
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Jesus christ guys, leave the kid alone okay. It's bad enough that you guys give him stuff daily, but holy forget do you really need to go full witch hunt on him? Seriously, I've been genuinely worried about INH lately and it's really upsetting that he's been having issues with others lately. I want to help him as much as I can, whether it is to just listen or actually give him some advice. But when you start throwing him under the bus like this, it's kinda difficult when you can't even communicate with him anymore. There is a reason why the clique isn't liked around here and that's because they are always loving finding a way to get into your business. I actually know for a fact that they are constantly making a collective "stuff on kochieboy" behind my back and it's loving annoying when they raid my stream and start stuff on the discord just to stir stuff with me. You keep saying that you aren't trying to instigate anyone and you collectively don't do anything together. But the person who I know who keeps dropping this info on me says otherwise. Like seriously, get out of the loving hair of the people you always bother. I got over you guys ages ago and you need to get over yourselves in general. I'm going to tell you guys what I told nal and just leave me the forget alone, I'm going to make the same request for INH.