lol
i mean on the one hand this is way too far, even coming from an atheist
but on the other it was really, really stuffty of the school to hand out bibles so in some respect everything balances out
i also find it hilarious that everyone has a knee-jerk reaction to everything satanic
i mean if you really look into the bible,
satan didn't really do anything wrongtl;dr he's never actually, like, murdered or tortured anyone, and in fact he gave knowledge to humanity, and knowledge is almost universally considered good
versus god who committed loving genocide
i mean yeah satan rebelled against god but i would too since god is a judgmental, genocidal, arrogant, and probably deranged starfish
literally the first commandment,
god's first priority, is making sure nobody worships any god but him
i bet odin and zeus feel a little left out :(
he also demands that one seventh of the entirety of time be devoted to him
you know honestly just imagine that every semi-major religion historically is true in at least some sense
so thor, odin, zeus, aphrodite, huitzilopochtli, and yahweh are all real and just chillin in heaven
and the other gods are just really loving sick of yahweh's stuff but so many people believe in him that they're kinda powerless to stop his ass