TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH - Finally give yourself an avatar after somehow going six-or-so years without one(like me)
IT'S LIKE 4CHAN'S AUTISTIC COUSIN - Stick around on the BLF for long enough
ADDICTED - Refuse to stop posting and log out despite everyone else screaming at you to do so. Inb4ban!
SPERGLORD - Have a drama made about you that is part of the "X Spergs out - Part Y of 10" series
YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE - Become a ban-on-sight problem user
YOU MAY CRINGE NOW - Take a look at your posts from when you were younger
ADVANCED FORMATTING - Use the BBCode on the forum in unique ways, from using transparent text to abbreviation text(AKA mouseover text) to Table, TD, TR, and so on
NOW THAT'S SOMETHING SPECIAL - Gain access to the Fail Bin
WORTHY - Become a Moderator
SUCCESSION - Somehow replace Badspot as Administrator
NOSTALGIA - Download and play Port's v20 client.