Would you suck a richard for a million dollars? Survey report within.

[Clownfish]

I'd do it for 1000 lol

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[Bester Bageler]

Like I could go for $60 if it was a really quality richard, but for a really gross and disgusting richard I would need $300. I would probably charge higher rates though and not inform my customers how low I would go so I could make a fair amount of money.

[Steve5451²]

well yeah.
and anyone who says no is desperately trying to convince you that they're straight.

[Swollow]

I'd have to be sure they didn't have something nasty that would linger with me the rest of my life

[espio100]

Swollow?
More like swallow, amiriteguys? XD

[Lord Tony®]

news flash for people still thinking 1 million is a lot in this economy.

With 1 million dollars you'll still technically be registered as middle class.

decent 500,000 dollar home is all you can afford but the loving mortgage is going to cost a lot and you'll blow through the remaining 500,000 in no time.

[espio100]

tony
A million is allot of loving money you twat

[Reficul]

news flash for people still thinking 1 million is a lot in this economy.

With 1 million dollars you'll still technically be registered as middle class.

decent 500,000 dollar home is all you can afford but the loving mortgage is going to cost a lot and you'll blow through the remaining 500,000 in no time.

your outlook on life is rather bleak
you also want a lot from life

a million dollars would serve me perfectly for years and years

[IkeTheGeneric]

news flash for people still thinking 1 million is a lot in this economy.

do you have a million dollars

[Lord Tony®]

tony
A million is allot of loving money you twat

1 million is not a lot of money, not like it use to be.

You can comfortably live upper middle class with exactly 1 million but it won't last forever you'll still need to get a job when you will run dangerously close to having nothing.

[sir dooble]

decent 500,000 dollar home is all you can afford but the loving mortgage is going to cost a lot and you'll blow through the remaining 500,000 in no time.

Uh, if a house is 500,000 and you have 1 million, you don't need a mortgage. You just buy the house outright. A mortgage is a loan you take to purchase a house.

And if you could buy a $500,000 house, after doing less than an hours work, you'd be loving ecstatic. $1mil would let me buy 4 of my own house.

[The Resonte!]

[insert loan joke here]

[Nickpb 3.0]

I'd still take out a small mortgage so i could boost my credit score
Same idea with a car loan

[Donnies Catch]

id suck one for free

[Arekan]

I'd do it and then not blow my money off on pointlessly expensive necessities like a huge-ass house so that it'd last me a lifetime.