guys you have to help me "I can trust BLF"

[Mr.Nothing]

an ant is stuck inside my ipad and it's dead and now I want to vomit

[Ad Bot]

[Snoop Da Dogg]

get geeksquad to fix it

[Mr.Nothing]

get geeksquad to fix it

who exactly is "geek squad"
this is a serious thread

[weaver123]

who exactly is "geek squad"
this is a serious thread

[AutoBahn]

who exactly is "geek squad"

bill gates, steve jobs, steve wozniak, and linus torvalds.
geeks.

[Daswiruch]

this is a serious thread

no

[Mr.Nothing]

no

uh yes


also i think it got in by my charger port

[TheABELBOTO]

smash your ipad

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

an ant is stuck inside my ipad and it's dead and now I want to vomit

i checked webmd and it says that you have cancer

[SimpleFish]

Get out your dads' glock and shoot the ant, tried it and it worked perfectly!

[Mr.Nothing]

i checked webmd and it says that you have cancer

I checked webmd and it says that you have cancer too


are you cheesy now

[Mr.Nothing]

Get out your dads' glock and shoot the ant, tried it and it worked perfectly!

sorry my dad uses a long stick to fight

[The Resonte!]

put some food outside of the ipad

[Becquerel]

put some food outside of the ipad

then take the ant and raise it as one of your own
then once the ant matures
forcefeed him growth hormones till it grows to the size of a pig
then  train it to find truffles
sell the truffles and make a living doing so
then when your rich
take your pig, dress up as a cowboy, mount your faithful companion, and ride him off into the sunset

[Mr.Nothing]

put some food outside of the ipad

the ant is dead dude