also destroy the fourth wall and command the OP to update
Rolled a 777!!!!!
RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE
Lets do that again
FUS RO DAH!
Rolled a 6!!You shout the ancient Dragonborn's cry at such a high intensity, it slams the Yeti into the wall and damages his eardrums for
8HP of damage! You manage to hurt your throat and vocal chords from it, though,
and take 2HP of damage!Grand Inferno
Rolled a 1...I think you know what happens. Revive roll time.
* Attempt to supercharge a Bravery spell to permanently raise the party's attack.
Rolled a 2...It's not permanent, but you negatively supercharge it to give a
0.75x damage downgrade to everyone in the party. It'll probably only last for this turn.
use slimegirl as a slingshot and propel myself into the yeti feet first at a rapid velocity
my wife is cool (oh i bet she is)
Rolled a 2...Slime Girl turns a piece of her into a slingshot of sorts, and as you jump into it and fly towards the Yeti, a magical piece of wind pushes you slightly to the left, causing you to
ram into the wall for 1HP of damage!I shoot him with a gun I found on the floor.
Rolled a 1...You pick up a gun that looks like this and fire:
Your head is promptly removed from your body. Yikes, you know what to do.
show it a new cringe video
Rolled a 4!The Yeti stares at the phone you had, with a video of a bad deviantART compilation,
and becomes petrified and can't move!sprout a single red pikmin out of the ground.
Rolled a 3.You pull one out. It runs away somewhere. Maybe its Onion? Who knows.
Earthquake
Rolled a 5!The ground quakes, causing the Yeti to
fall into a hole into the deep abyss!...You don't hear it coming back up.
YOU WON!
I'll join whenever the next enemy is defeated.
A random hero bursts through the wall of the dungeon. Surprisingly enough, they join your party.
As you leave the large room, the next room you enter seems a bit rainy. And wastelandy. You notice something suddenly confusingly rushing at you!
VS.Assassin
Runs around a lot with a very painful stick.
Pretends to be dead to make people angry, but is very weak in defense compared to most foes this late on.❤❤❤♥♥♥♥♥ - 35/35 HP⚔⚔⚔⚔ - 4 ATK
The Adventurerstber123
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | TheABELBOTO
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Clownfish
♥♥♥♡ - 3/4 HP | Merp
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Zoltan
♥♥♥♡ - 3/4 HP | TableSalt
(and 3 clones)
♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP | }]Crazy[{
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | WaterOre
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP |
Nicepoint
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | hotremox
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | KristoB
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Space1255
☠☠☠☠ - DEAD | Flatflyer
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Satan From
Wreck-It-Ralph
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Copy Kirby
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | MeiValentine
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP |
Lukas75TheSecond
☠☠☠☠ - DEAD | Rose the Floran
♥♥♥♡ - 3/4 HP | Kidalex90
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | kongo
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | JBlitz404
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Starbound
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | maplelink64
☠☠☠☠ - DEAD | Hansome dude
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP |
Potatoh
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Pearooster
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Haywold
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | SuperSuit12
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Bow
♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP | NotBomberguy
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | startacker
☠☠☠☠ - DEAD | ArmyUnit
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP |
Mr.Blocko
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Slime Girl
8/8 HP - 2 ATK | dat boi!!!!!
10/10 HP - 6 ATK |
RNG didn't exactly like you guys that much this time around. Oh well, might be more forgiving this time. Also, welcome back to the slaughter and sorry for the wait!
