he looks small so I eat him
Rolled a 3.Oh, you can eat him fine.
Doesn't prevent him from rolling out though.
Like, literally rolling.
i pull a pistol out of my ass and shoot
Rolled a 4!You somehow manage to pull a pistol straight out of your star fish and fire it at the Elite IDPD Grunt,
dealing 3HP of damage!* Cast Death on the Enemy
Rolled a 1...You cast Death. And somehow stop moving.
Guess you casted it on yourself. Revive roll time.
I take attack power away from the Elite IDPD Grunt and transfer it to dat boi!!!!!
Rolled a 5!You magically transfer 2 of the Elite IDPD Grunt's ATK onto dat boi!!!!!
dat boi now has 6 ATK and the Elite IDPD Grunt only has 1!Instant Headshot him with my sniper rifle
Rolled a 3.You perform a sick quickscope on the Elite IDPD Grunt. 's wall behind him. Good effort, though.
swing at with axe
Rolled a 6!!Your axe suddenly grows twice your size, becoming even more powerful! You slice at the Elite IDPD Grunt,
dealing a shocking 12HP of damage! The large size of the axe, however, hurts your back and arms a bit, though,
giving you 2HP of annoying pain!Spinning jump kick to testicles
Rolled a 4!Holy forget I'm not describing that pain.
8HP of hurt.do a show of alpha male dominance to swindle slime girl from clownfish
Rolled a 1...Unless sick color memes count as some dominance, then getting kicked in the dick by Slime Girl isn't exactly a sign of winning. 2 HP of damage.
slimegirl gangbang
oh stuff i almost forgot to invite DAT BOI!!!!!
Rolled a 4!This happened. Again, not gonna describe that. Leaving it up to all your imagination or fanfic writing.
Slime Girl gains permanent 3 max HP from everyone except...While other members of the party are doing... less savory things with their time...
* Cast Dark on IDPD grunt.
Rolled a 5!You cast a powerful Dark spell onto the Elite IDPD Grunt, rattling his bones and
dealing 8HP of damage!Snort salt for extreme power.
Summon a clone to fight with me.
Rolled a 4 and a 6!!You snort some salt you had with you,
and your attack damage increases by 1.5x! You also summon 3 clones to fight for you, allowing you to do actions 3 times, but sacrifice 2 of your current HP to create them! They also have 2 max HP, but will be targeted first instead of you!
I stuff fury on the enemy
Rolled a 3.You just sorta. stuff on the floor.
...Yay........
leacigarettee
Rolled a 3.You toss some leaves at the Elite IDPD Grunt.
Don't do much because they're
leaves.Use a ultrasound pulse to break off the Armor of the grunt
Rolled a 1...You use a ultrasound pulse gun you somehow had in your hand aimed at the Elite IDPD Grunt,
and your head somehow blows up! That's two deaths. Geez. Roll 2 revive time.
Fire attack
Rolled a 4!You toss a large fireball at the Elite IDPD Grunt,
somehow hurting him for 4HP!Spicy Italian attack
Rolled a 5!You take a giant Spicy Italian sandwich and beat the Elite IDPD Grunt into the ground with it,
finally killing him! You also share the sandwich with TableSalt, kongo and KristoB,
healing them to max HP!YOU WON!
Toss me into this woo
May I join you fine warriors on this grand expedition?
2 people break open the wall to the room your in, joining your party!
Next room, woohoo. It's very big. And behold, a...
VS.Yeti
Big cold yeti that likes to throw people around.
Ruins runs at times.❤❤❤❤❤❤ - 60/60 HP
⚔⚔ - 2 ATK
The Adventurerstber123
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | TheABELBOTO
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Clownfish
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Merp
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Zoltan
♥♥♥♡ - 3/4 HP | TableSalt
(and 3 clones)
♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP | }]Crazy[{
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | WaterOre
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP |
Nicepoint
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | hotremox
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | KristoB
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Space1255
♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP | Flatflyer
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Satan From
Wreck-It-Ralph
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Copy Kirby
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | MeiValentine
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP |
Lukas75TheSecond
☠☠☠☠ - DEAD | Rose the Floran
♥♥♥♡ - 3/4 HP | Kidalex90
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | kongo
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | JBlitz404
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Starbound
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | maplelink64
☠☠☠☠ - DEAD | Hansome dude
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP |
Potatoh
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Pearooster
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Haywold
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | SuperSuit12
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Bow
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | NotBomberguy
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | startacker
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | ArmyUnit
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP |
Slime Girl
8/8 HP - 2 ATK | dat boi!!!!!
10/10 HP - 6 ATK |
Seriously hope I didn't miss anyone again or screw things up ;_;
Anyways this is going swell.
