Please use this against it
Rolled a 1...I promptly come down, take the AA-12 from you, and blast it in your face,
instantly killing you.
No one tells the Dungeonmaster what to do.
Even if you ask nicely.
And now I'm going back up.
I think about screwing over logic and take a gun out of nowhere and shoot it at the Guardian.
Rolled a 4!Bud, logic really doesn't matter here. You appearify a revolver from thin air, and shoot it right into the Crown Guardian, dealing
6HP of damage!* Cast Shell to try and reduce the Guardian's damage.
* Destroy it with Tsunami.
Rolled a 3 and a 4.You take out an eggshell and toss it onto yourself. Was kinda stupid, gotta admit.
However, your Kraken friend here uses Tsunami and deals a heavy wave of
30HP of damage to the Crown Guardian!
use the toy shotgun as a blunt weapon
Rolled a 5!You take out a rather large NERF shotgun, that you modified to be very spiky and damaging, and slam it right into the Crown Guardian, dealing
12HP of damage!get a trampoline and angle it so that things can bounce toward the guardian
proceed to bounce into the guardian
Rolled a 1...You set up the trampoline and angle it juust right. You hop onto it at max speed, and go right into the Crown Guardian!
...But you die and nothing happens to it. Radiation, dude. We talked about this.
throw a rock at it
Rolled a
1...
You toss a rock at it. It being directly into you. Your brain. Somehow piercing through it.
And causing you to no longer function. How do you forget up something that bad?
I breath dragon fire at the crown guardian
Rolled a 6!!You take a large inhale...
And exhale the largest loving flame anyone on this earth has probably seen directly onto your foe, dealing an
insane 45HP of damage to the Crown Guardian!!
...What smells like burning flesh? ...Oh. It's you. You stop drop and roll for a short period of time because forget if that's not the worst feeling, and you take
2HP of damage. Maybe that attack is a tad too powerful.
Pour Red liquid Underneath The Guardian's Feet Making Him Sink
Rolled a 3.You pour a mysterious red liquid under the Crown Guardian.
...Instead of making him sink, it does literally nothing.
What's that supposed to do, anyways?? (if this is a reference to a layered liquids experiment, funny n_n)
Attempt to life steal from the crown guardian for a chance of overhealing
Rolled a 5!You cast a life stealing spell onto the Crown Guardian,
overhealing you for 4HP more, and obviously,
taking 4HP away from the Crown Guardian!
remove him
Rolled a 3.You attempt to use the Remover tool on your Tool Gun on the Crown Guardian, but something appears in front of you. Looks like an X and the name World. Probably belongs to something named World. Who's World, though?
throw down speakers and blast propaganda out of them, to increase our attack damage
Rolled a 4!Tossing out large speakers from nowhere, Russian propaganda begins to play,
boosting your party's potential (attack) by 1.25x for 3 turns! Maybe everyone has Russian origins, oddly enough.
alright since i'm back i'll just throw a deadly disc at it
Rolled a 5!Toss.
20HP. Moving on.
anyways spam the stuff out of the double gatling guns(almost forgot that would instantly kill me) ((hey buddy gatling guns aren't a thing in nuclear throne)) triple machineguns
hey im a gun god afterall
Rolled a 4!Taking out a triple machinegun, you proceed to spam it to the nth degree until you run out of bullets, dealing about
25HP of damage in the progress!me and waifu throw food at boss
Rolled a 4!You toss (poisonous) food at the delightfully wonderful (evil) Crown Guardian, giving (forcing) him to have (take) a
pretty interesting amount (10HP) of damage!I really shouldnt do this again, but i'll come back next turn regardless
* Cast Death on Boss
haha im ready
Rolled a 4!You cast the dangerous spell known as Death onto the Crown Guardian. Surprisingly, it works, and
instantly mauls him!YOU WIN!
The Revive Mist revives Twix, startacker and Zoltan with 1/2HP!The Revive Mist fades away.
A purple portal appears under you, taking you out of the now stopped elevator and onto the 3rd floor!
And also, into the first room, showing...
VS.
BEAR
OH GOD IT'S A BEARKILL IT KILL IT KILL IT❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤♥♥ - 222/222 HP
⚔⚔⚔ - 3 ATK
The Adventurers (have a 1.25x attack boost!)tber123
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Clownfish
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Merp
♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP | Zoltan
♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP | TableSalt
(and 2 clones)
♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP | }]Crazy[{
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP |
WaterOre
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Nicepoint
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | hotremox
♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP | KristoB
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Space1255
♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP | Flatflyer
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP |
Satan From
Wreck-It-Ralph
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Copy Kirby
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | MeiValentine
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Rose the Floran
♥♥♥♥ - 8/4 HP | kongo
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Starbound
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP |
maplelink64
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Potatoh
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Pearooster
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Bow
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | NotBomberguy
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | startacker
♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP |
ArmyUnit
♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP | Mr.Blocko
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Ahead
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Whackin
♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP | DrHitius
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Cybertails1998/
♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP |
Mr Noobler
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | CRITAWAKETS
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Twix
♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP | Slime Girl
8/8 HP - 2 ATK | dat boi!!!!!
10/10 HP - 6 ATK | Lilith & Lilim
16/16 HP - 9 ATK |
Kraken
25/25 HP - 10 ATK |
'Tis a silly place.
