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Drench one of my clones in gasoline, light it on fire, and throw it at the crown guardian while I scream angrily about how I never get to attack.
Rolled a 2...You proceed to pour an entire can of gasoline onto one of your clones, toss a match onto it, and watch it suddenly scream in terror. Then you pick it up, and he sorta runs into you and causes you to burn quite a bit, taking
2HP of damage, while
the other clone dies. You have about 2 of em' left.
I attack the corpse of hotremox using the corpse of Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph.
Rolled a 3.You proceed to toss Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph far past hotremox.
Good throwing arm.
* Let's summon an ally.
Rolled a 5!
Starts with 25 HP and 10 ATK!time to fight fire with fire
execute nuclear strike
Rolled a 1...You proceed to execute a nuclear strike, and have everyone go back to the previous room, along with yourself. As the nuclear missile hits, you wait until it finishes exploding. When you reenter, the Crown Guardian seems...bigger.
Did it get stronger?put on a hazmat suit then pull out a minigun and open fire on that maggot
Rolled a 1...You proceed to toss on your Hazmat suit, and pull out your big-ass minigun. However, as it starts to fire, the recoil is so high and tosses you directly into a wall. When you do, the minigun slams into you,
crushing your organs and killing you. At this point you should really know what to do, not gonna warn you.
Dat Boi runs over the Crown Guardian.
Lilith and Lilim violently rape the Crown Guardian.
Rolled a 3 and a 4.dat boi proceeds to ram into the Crown Guardian...but passes right through him?
Peculiar.
Lilith and Lilim, on the other hand, proceed to hold down the Crown Guardian, and-
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It's best to not described what happened there. Everyone who saw it that's male probably has a hard-on or something. Maybe after this there's gonna be a free BJs party to celebrate, who knows. Either way, the energy taken is probably
about 15HP worth.* Cast Revive Mist on party, reviving party members every turn with half (or 1/4 if you want) health
Rolled a
4!
Half because 1/4th wouldn't be too fun now would it?
Anyways this'll work for about 2 turns.Hit an orb right back at it
Rolled a 3.As it tosses a radiation orb at you, you attack it.
It disappears.
...OK.
Shove a bowling ball down his vortex face
Rolled a
3.
You proceed to shove one big bowling ball into his face.
...Doesn't do much, but you hear the sound of pins being knocked down in another dimension.
Weird.
eat them
Rolled a 1...You swallow the Crown Guardian whole.
However, what you didn't consider is that it was pure loving radiation, and you die from intense radiation poisoning. Then it warps out.
You REALLY should have expected that.
Run him over with a truck!
Rolled a 4!You disappear, and crash through the dungeon walls with a truck, ramming into him at
10HP speed!I equip a tennis racquet and prepare to hit back any death orbs.
Rolled a 6!!You summon the Ultra Tennis Racket, which can
reflect back the orbs and actually hurt the Crown Guardian if you're targeted! However,
you sacrifice 2 of your HP to get it.me and slime girl go medic duty and try to defib two random dead guys
Rolled a 3 and a 5.You and Slime Girl proceed to put on Medic outfits, and prepare to defib some dead people! You
manage to revive hotremox, but from the shock of being alive,
they have a heart attack and die again. However, Slime Girl
successfully revives Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph!I spam a ton of woomy sounds, breaking the Crown Guardian's ears, causing damage.
Rolled a 3.You spam woomy sounds. A lot. Not like it matters because it doesn't have ears.
I create a Healing station, It heals a random player with less than full health back to full health every round
Rolled a 4!You create a healing station that does what it should.
Congrats, it'll last for this battle.shotgun
Rolled a 3.You pull out a toy shotgun and "shoot" it at the Crown Guardian. The foam pellets just disintegrate as it touches it.
Summon a large wall to drop on the enemy
Rolled a 2...You proceed to drop a huge wall onto the Crown Guardian.
Well, you should have. But you don't, and it falls onto your foot. And holy forget does it hurt for about
2HP of damage. Be glad you're able to get your foot out from under it.
Grab a rather hateful crown and keep on opening and closing a specific chest in the room while smacking his giant death orbs for health
Rolled a 3.You proceed to swipe a crown, but it's pre-loop so it doesn't appear. You instead grab a crown holder with...no crown. Bare head. Fair head.
The Crown Guardian targets Zoltan and tosses a large radiation orb at him,
instantly killing him!
Revive Copy Kirby
Rolled a
4!
i revive myself in a blaze of glory
also take up that wish deal with satan
Rolled a
5!
hotremox, Zoltan, Merp and Whackin revive with 1/2 HP!Hey these guys are back. And kongo now has a free wish through horrid means.
Someone enters and...
Try to join and immediatly...
Rolled a 3.You burst through the door and declare a thumb war with the Crown Guardian!
...Except it doesn't respond.
Well.
You win?
And also...
attempt to teleport into the room and summon crown of protection
yes i want to join
Rolled a 3.Again, pre-loop. Get nothing. Juuust like the other guy. What was his name? Flatflyer? Whatever.
Please put this in something I can understand jfc that's complicated
Just state your action.
VS.
Crown Guardian
Guards a precious vault with crowns.Tosses deadly instant-death orbs made of pure radiation.❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤♥♥♥♥♥ - 275/240 HP⚔⚔⚔⚔ - 4 ATK
The Adventurerstber123
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Clownfish
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Merp
♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP | Zoltan
♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP | TableSalt
(and 2 clones)
♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP | }]Crazy[{
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP |
WaterOre
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Nicepoint
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | hotremox
♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP | KristoB
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Space1255
♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP | Flatflyer
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP |
Satan From
Wreck-It-Ralph
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Copy Kirby
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | MeiValentine
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Rose the Floran
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | kongo
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Starbound
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP |
maplelink64
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Potatoh
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Pearooster
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Bow
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | NotBomberguy
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | startacker
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP |
ArmyUnit
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Mr.Blocko
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Ahead
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Whackin
♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP | DrHitius
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Cybertails1998/
♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP |
Mr Noobler
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | CRITAWAKETS
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Twix
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Slime Girl
8/8 HP - 2 ATK | dat boi!!!!!
10/10 HP - 6 ATK | Lilith & Lilim
16/16 HP - 9 ATK |
Kraken
25/25 HP - 10 ATK |
Holy forget it lived and has more than its max HP?? Need to do this more often then christ.
Anyways, seems like you've all still got work to do. Let's go.
(if i missed someone i swear to christ)
