The RNG Dungeon [serious queston page 30]

[WaterOre]

I attack the corpse of hotremox using the corpse of Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph.

[Ad Bot]

[TableSalt]

Drench one of my clones in gasoline, light it on fire, and throw it at the crown guardian while I scream angrily about how I never get to attack.

pageloss

[MeiValentine]

* Let's summon an ally.

[The Murderous Cop]

pageloss

srry ;_;

[Zoltan]

time to fight fire with fire
execute nuclear strike

[Whackin]

put on a hazmat suit then pull out a minigun and open fire on that maggot

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

They gladly take the promotion and join you and your friends, on one condition.

They secretly modified the contract so that they take your life in exchange. With the method of killing being gratuitous love. Made a good sacrifice, friendo. Now get your ass back up here.

jesus christ lmao

Dat Boi runs over the Crown Guardian.
Lilith and Lilim violently rape the Crown Guardian.

[maplelink64]

* Cast Revive Mist on party, reviving party members every turn with half (or 1/4 if you want) health

[MeiValentine]

* Cast Revive Mist on party, reviving party members every turn with half (or 1/4 if you want) health

Someone's been playing Bravely Second...

[Rose The Floran]

Hit an orb right back at it

[ArmyUnit]

Shove a bowling ball down his vortex face

[hotremox]

I attack the corpse of hotremox using the corpse of Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph.

pls no

[WaterOre]

pls no

Rolled a 1...
You give yourself a -2x attack debuff. It'll last for 2 turns, so you might not wanna attack. Literally. At all. Because it'll help the enemies as it will heal them. Overexplanation.

[Merp]

eat them

[Bow]

Run him over with a truck!