how do you play short and less detailed version
Type action, I roll
The dice chance your party's fate
Now let's do this thing
Grab a bottle in his shop, go back a little, and throw the item directly at the shopkeeper!
Rolled a 3.You pick up one of the bottles in this mystical shop-dungeon-room thing, move about 5 inches backward, and toss it at him!
Except it hits the wall.
Nice aim.
throw the tree branch
Rolled a 5!You not only pick up a tree branch, but a real big one, and forcefully chuck at him, slamming him into the wall and
dealing 3HP of damage!possess the shopkeeper's gun and try to shoot him in the face
Rolled a 2...You manage to possess it, but you aim it in the wrong direction and fire, causing one of the bullets to
hit you in the leg for 1HP!I catch his bullets. And throw them back at twice the speed.
Rolled a
6!!!
The shopkeeper fires, but you skillfully catch all of them, and toss him back at not 2, not 3, but 4 times the speed! It pierces through him,
dealing 5HP of damage!! However, because it went through him, it reflects off the wall, hitting you in the chest at a high velocity,
dealing 3HP of damage to you!trip the shopkeeper with shark tail
Rolled a 4!Swinging your bigass shark tail under the shopkeeper's feet, he trips, making him bash his head on the hard floor,
doing 2HP of damage!Apologize for whatever I did that made him pissed.
Rolled a 3.You apologize to the shopkeeper about stealing from one of his friends.
He says it doesn't mean he won't stop trying to kill you.
Welp.
Silently bend the barrel of the shotgun back towards the shopkeeper.
Rolled a 1...Instead of bending it, you extend it forward, making him able to shoot you all with a lot more precision.
He now deals 2x damage if he manages to survive this action phase. This is an instant kill if your dodge roll fails.unleash a flying jump kick on the shopkeeper's face
Rolled a 5!Instead of doing a jump kick, you jump up and divekick downwards right onto his face, cracking his skull a bit and do
5HP of damage!! (hey, here's damage scaling based on attacks, everyone)
* Cast Thundara upon the shopkeep.
Rolled a 1...You accidentally aim Thundara directly at you,
dealing 3HP of damage to you, and dealing some
leftover spark damage of 1HP to
Zoltan and
Lukas75TheSecond!
press his eyes
Rolled a 1...Your eyes.
2HP of damage. Ow.I stare him down to intimidate him and halt his movements.
Rolled a 5!You give the shopkeeper the scariest staredown anyone's ever seen,
freezing him in place and preventing him from attacking! Spooky.
I flex at the shopkeeper along with with slime lady
Rolled a 3.You make really odd flexing poses with the Slime Girl.
I don't think you know how stupid you look right now. It looks. Really dumb.
I spit on the shopkeepers face, inflicting an emotional crit
Rolled a 4!Did you know a shopkeeper's skin burns when in contact with spit?
You didn't? Oh, well good news, you
dealt a small 2HP of damage to him with that.
locate a golden idol with a boulder trap above it right next to his shop and activate it
Rolled a 5!Using a sticky bomb you had for some reason and some rope, you blow a hole in the ceiling, finding a gold altar! Swiping it, the ground rumbles, and as you descend back downwards, a boulder crashes through the ceiling and onto the
shopkeeper, instantly crushing him and opening the door to the next area!!
YOU WON!MeiValentine won the Oops award (formerly named the GG award)
Flatflyer won the Overkill award
tber123 & Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph won the Damager award
Clownfish, TableSalt & Lukas75TheSecond won the Comedy award (formerly named the ?! award)
No Wololo award to give.
flashy message about appearing and joining it late if possible idk
oi i wanna join
i will join too
(I wanna join as well)
I WANNA loving JOIN PLS.
5 more people teleport in. Hi.
You feel as if the dungeon's going to get harder and harder as more people join in...
Considering your size it should be alright, though. Moving on...
Next room is very dimly lit. Kinda hard to see, but whatever.
And oh look a bad guy.
VS.Imp
Buff monster thing that throws damaging fireballs.
Memorable guy for some. Memorable shooting them with a shotgun.♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ - 30/30 HP
⚔⚔⚔ - 3 ATK
The Adventurerstber123
♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP | TheABELBOTO
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Clownfish
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Merp
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Zoltan
♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP | TableSalt
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | }]Crazy[{
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | WaterOre
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP |
Nicepoint
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | hotremox
♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP | KristoB
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Space1255
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Flatflyer
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Satan From
Wreck-It-Ralph
♥♡♡♡ - 1/4 HP | Copy Kirby
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | MeiValentine
♥♡♡♡ - 1/4 HP |
Lukas75TheSecond
♥♥♥♡ - 3/4 HP | Rose the Floran
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Kidalex90
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | kongo
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | JBlitz404
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Starbound
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Slime Girl
2/2 HP - 2 ATK |
Tip: I never said you couldn't give yourself healing items or buffs. They might go bad, but they might also go good! Try em'.
pretty sure i calculated health right guys correct me if i'm wrong
also i added allies to the adventurers area, they have green names n_n
