Have you ever stole anything?

[Goku®]

forget

[Ad Bot]

[Plebian Native American]

i stole my girlfriend's virginity UP TOP

[Lego lad]

a few memes

[Steve5451²]

Who can pass up free stuff?

[Toxicology]

yeah im straight thuggin

[C-Zech Chrome Ind.]

less steal and more 'forgot pack of gum was in my pocket and nobody else noticed'

it happens a lot

join the club

[Copy Kirby]

more than 1 peice of candy from the "take 1" signs on halloween

[SuperSuit12]

I accidentally walked out of a Lowe's with a package of carrot seeds.
I didn't even end up planting them and forgot.
Wonder if they'd allow me to buy another package and then return it to the shelf.
Also stole a single piece of scrap fabric from sewing class because I had plans. The scraps are usually donated to the Humane Society, so I figured I could sew the fabric into a toy and since it'd go to the same place, what'd it matter? Parents made me return it.
This was middle school. And yet it feels so long ago... Waitaminute. Almost two years of high school, then three years of middle school this was the first yeaaaaaar... I was what, ten? That's like a third of my life ago
WHAT THE ####?!
Excuse me as I go freak out.

[Clownfish]

am i the blf thief now
my list is so much bigger

[Rigel]

does raping a virgin count as theft?

[Akio-]

am i the blf thief now
my list is so much bigger

this is one of the worst things that one can boast about their personality

[Col. Burton]

I stole a box of gobstoppers from a zoo gift shop when i went on a field trip with my elementary school class.

[Frequency]

does raping a virgin count as theft?

why you gotta say things like that

[SuperSuit12]

why you gotta say things like that

because...
sigh
it's the internet and you can get away with it, so people do
can =/= should.

[Nonnel]

I stole a policemans ability to arrest me while stealing from shops so that he could not arrest me

did you ever return it