thats probably just a statue
a monument to commemorate the first of the ad bots
put an ad on it to show your respect
time to offer an advertisement sacrifice to the historical figure
Create an ad for being able to purchase your very own O.G. adbot statue for the low price of three easy payments of $9934.89.
there was already something like that in the commercial so nah
pray to the embodiment of your lord and savior
a prayer is delivered to the mighty idol
may massive profit come down towards thee
shoot it with your gun
it's only fitting to salute to the statue in the most ornate way possible
the fancy salute that involves shooting guns
the something something fire gun salute or something or other
...
it's the thought that counts.
oops!
the head has been damaged.
nice job. it's probably been broken like a vase.
this is probably some form of sacrilage
more tomorrow and many more often
