tower up some dolphins and see if there's some secret stuff near it's head or something

its time to survey the damage

this pile is abysmal.
any other ideas?

ok whatever just make do

the statue appears to be quite damaged.
well, thats what happens when bullets are fired willy nilly
poking it reveals a door
climb the stairway inside the statue and reach its control room and embark on an advertisement quest in the name of the company

poke!

the entire thing falls apart. good going
you accidentally cracked open the boy instead of the cold one

whoops!
it looks to be hollow inside.
maybe there ought to be something inside..?

there's a small hollow opening inside, large enough for one person
it'd be a tight fit, but it's possible
willing to take the risk?