Author Topic: progress ad venture  (Read 162368 times)

you accidentally cracked open the boy instead of the cold one

advertise the ancient artifact

tower up some dolphins and see if there's some secret stuff near it's head or something


its time to survey the damage















































this pile is abysmal.

any other ideas?





















































ok whatever just make do






















































the statue appears to be quite damaged.

well, thats what happens when bullets are fired willy nilly



















































poking it reveals a door
climb the stairway inside the statue and reach its control room and embark on an advertisement quest in the name of the company


poke!






























































the entire thing falls apart. good going






















































you accidentally cracked open the boy instead of the cold one


whoops!



it looks to be hollow inside.

maybe there ought to be something inside..?





















































there's a small hollow opening inside, large enough for one person

it'd be a tight fit, but it's possible

willing to take the risk?
« Last Edit: July 01, 2017, 11:37:03 PM by The Resonte! »

YAY LETS GO IN A MYTSERIOUS PIT INSIDE A GOLd STTATUE THING AD BOt YES

do we have a light to shine inside of it
for all you know, it may be filled with deadly ants

Drop something in there first


Drop something in there first
drop a dolphin in there
but first be sure to kiss it goodbye~


wasn't this about our ad venture? where did our ad plague go?

Can you see anything else around here?


can't see diddily richard in here or in there

it's rather eerie.











































do we have a light to shine inside of it
for all you know, it may be filled with deadly ants


there is a light way back thereways























































what if you grab that light on the floor and scan the area to find where the heck you are


ugh but its so much work





























































the range of the flashlight is better from up there.



























































Drop something in there first


okay

the flashlight is dropped in

idiot



it lands with a clang, accompanied by... skittering noises

Jump in like an idiot

drop a dolphin in there
but first be sure to kiss it goodbye~

DO A POSE IN MID-AIR WHILE FALLING YEAH



a massive amount of spiders and other insects quickly skitter out of it, sleep-disturbed by the reckless flashlight throwing




















































spiders do nothing to ad bots, so it's nothing more than a slight annoyance










































YAY LETS GO IN A MYTSERIOUS PIT INSIDE A GOLd STTATUE THING AD BOt YES
ENTER
Jump in like an idiot


it's fairly shallow but well lit

it kind of looks dumb because of the head sticking out

there's not enough space for the rifle so it's just hanging out and ready to recklessly use




















































stick your richard in it


ad bots dont have those.



there's a switch here on the inside...

































































the ignition started!