progress ad venture

[theviacom]

implying you can do better

implying i want to

[Ad Bot]

[SubDaWoofer]

spontaneously grow the ability to drink water

[gr8dayseth]

demonstrate that homestuck, jail break, or bard quest inspired or based comics SUCK

implying i want to

why are you posting here
leave

[Conan]

chew on some popcorn

[Master Matthew²]

spontaneously grow the ability to drink water

How to grow abilities?

[bigcapitalbaka]

How to grow abilities?

plasmids

[Conan]

midichlorians

[Master Matthew²]

Joel, what's a midi file?
I'll show you!

midichlorians

[The Resonte!]

hold an ad for popcorn and imagine eating the buttery, warm popcorn advertised on it

this tape seems to be getting interesting. why not commemorate the moment with some popcorn?

eat the popcorn ad

chew on some popcorn

there doesn't seem to be a mouth...





















































oh.

either way, now it is time to find out what sort of incredibly engaging material that could be found within the tape.

ad bots aka automated calling center server

thanks to the new revolutionary telephone system, it is now possible to call anyone in the world at any time! truly this wi-
yawn this is boring


















































more soon

[Drydess]

did we just snort popcorn ads through our eyes

[gr8dayseth]

did we just snort popcorn ads through our eyes

it is a special trait given to seths

[bigcapitalbaka]

the newest fad

[Refticus]

realise that these ads are showing how the company (gosh you love the company) improved adbot technology to create you and your hellalicious homies

check back on our hatted adbot who currently does not have a name

[Marios]

I think AdBlock Plus made a new tab to tell me it has been installed while I was reading the latest update.

PREPARE FOR THE WORST

[The Resonte!]

fast forward to the good part

it was getting boring.

it was time to start skipping over several eras of his- wait whats that

















































-onary technique by our company! the latest in a series of consumerism-based revolutions to increase the spread and precision of the advertisement industry!

it's an ad bot.

a very old version, it seems. but it's still an ad bot.

this seems particularily interesting.













more soon