something something flag ad
oh hell
pat yourself on the back for making the best flag known to adbot kind
it's not so much a flag anymore as it is a billboard.
Check inventory and eat the thing that's on the last spot
inventory:
usb
phone
cigarettes 10/12
bag o' guns/bats
megaphone
you know what you must do.
come on just gotta get it in there
gulp.
then realize it was a mistake and attempt to cough it up for 10 minutes
you then realize that it was a terrible idea and you attempt to cough it up.
because it's a megaphone, each cough is as loud as the richardens
after a lot of struggling, you finally manage to cough it out like some sort of anthromorphic sparrow bird or whatever bird it is that regurgitates its food
after that eat it again
anything worth doing once is worth doing twice, right?
repeat and begin the cycle 2.0
you repeat this process several times for your own amusement.
the repeated consumption and regurgitations reduce it to a melted hunk of plastic and slag. nice job
it emanates a slight bit of heat from your innards. it's kind of gross
but then realize that you have to go back to working
as fun as this little
venture was, you should really be going back to work.
you guess you'll have to find a stairwell or elevator or something out of this area
climb red tape
or you could do that.
you feel a slight twinge from up the string
so, uh, guess thats not an option
have fun finding another way back!
maybe one single string shouldn't be used to hold up an ad bot
more soon
