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take the stickers off and put them onto the right blocks
proceed to gaze longingly at your reward

advertise rubix cubes to the cube

realize the cube is solved already since all the sides are white

and congratulate yourself on solving it

you loving twat, you killed your employee.

Now you're gonna get sued


the employee handbook states that all employees give up their right to sue the company and all superiors.

there was also something about firstbornes and souls but you're just speculating



















































take the stickers off and put them onto the right blocks


a puzzle is all about finding the answer

doesn't matter how you find it, so long as you do

sure this might not be the "normal" method, but you've never been one for those kind of things anyway
































































proceed to gaze longingly at your reward
realize the cube is solved already since all the sides are white

and congratulate yourself on solving it


of course, it looks the exact same as before.

in retrospect, making rubiks cubes in all white is a terrible idea

nevertheless, you congratulate yourself for a job well done.

maybe you should give yourself a bonus

































































advertise rubix cubes to the cube


and..! the finishing touch!



































































wonderful. now its time to set it free































































ok now that thats done

















































































Meet up with the other bots at the water cooler and talk about Seth


you end up at a water cooler, where all the cool guys hang out and presumably drink water

you're obviously supposed to be here because you are totally a cool guy

it overlooks the entire cubicle farm. now you can see the glory of your figurative kingdom, and each of the peasants valuable employees

what a view

Ya know, that fedora reminds me of a certain egg laying mammal...

consult the lawyerbots about the potential legal action being taken regarding cubicle conditions

ask your boss for a raise

brag about something in front of them
even if u must lie if it makes u look more cool

attempt to consume water

bungee jump off the side of the railing

"so, like, this weather, amirite?"

Sudden transition to Seth

start a sovereign nation

brag about something in front of them
even if u must lie if it makes u look more cool
"so, like, this weather, amirite?"


you get in a relaxed pose and begin to talk all cool-like about the weather and some blather about stocks or quotas or something

you excude an aura of respectable confidence. it doesnt matter if you're just making stuff up as you go along, so long as you're confident about it

that's business!















































attempt to consume water


it's just there for decoration, to add to the "office aesthetic"

and even then, you don't think ad bots would take kindly to ingesting water



besides, break time is over. you should... do something... manager-like








































bungee jump off the side of the railing


you tie the red string to the railing.



















































you use your red string as a bungee rope.

because what else are you going to use your phone or something?

















































you're letting yourself fall...

...

how long is this string anyways?






































































oh hell

you have no idea

how are you supposed to stop yourself from freefalling?!!?!???!????





































































you fall down to the land below.


































































it's just another set of offices.

it looks older than the other office area you've seen.










































































start a sovereign nation


you declare this probably not undiscovered land to be in your name