evolve to have managerial night-vision
Doesn't your sick visor glow in the dark?!
you begin to see everything in
rad-visionboth rad in the cool sense and in the radioactive sense
but you're an ad bot so radiation is irrelevant
but that's too disorienting to look at so you just turn on the lights
as well as
too purpleish
gasp! what's this?
a worker? sleeping? on the job?
Get to know your valuable employees, see who is sleeping on the job.
And whip those who are.
break time's over bucko
this is a
direct violation of the employee handbook.
not that you've ever read it, but damn it all if you're at least not going to
enforce it
you'd better wake him up and give him a severe pay cut or something
thats what managers do, right????
give some lucky employee the second biggest dump you have ever taken in your life
and set out to find the single biggest one ever
you give the """
lucky""" employee a """
gift""".
then say hello to the grunt who's probably angry at u by this point
it's too late to say hellos.
you're
too cool to say hellos.
and also you probably whapped him unconscious, completely missing the point of reprimanding him for being asleep.
oops
you also broke your bag of dung. dont worry. it went to a good cause
attempt to solve the rubik's cube this room is named after which is conveniently placed on one of the grunt's desks
you shamelessly steal the worker's rubiks cube.
if you cant solve the room, you can at least solve the puzzle, right?
you're terrible at it.
you then spend several minutes trying to solve the puzzle to no avail.
it takes practice.
