look for a power button
then explore computer

it turns on by thought alone.
although to be fair, you don't see an actual computer the monitor is connected to.
type "dir" so you look like a hacker

you're not quite sure how do to that.
computers sure are complicated!
slam ur face on the keyboard and see what happens

that should do it!
Give yourself adware because you can never have enough ads.
But you are the adware!
if so then install yourself into the computer

you hack yourself into the computer.
man, you look
so rad right now

...when did the lighting get so dramatic? you should turn on the lights.

whoa what the richard

it's you!
it seems as if you're beginning some sort of...
ad quest? infomercial venture?
infomercial quest. yes.
begin infomercial quest.
yes, thats it
Insert the usb, to load up on ads.

you store the bootleg copy of yourself in your
usb.
why?
why???are you really going to ask why
in this scenario???????check whats ur first assignment as head of thr department

your first assignment, is to, uh...

watch the employee training video! yes! thats it!
Don't actually do your job until the end of the shift because come on you can get all of the day's work done in like 15 minutes
am I right?

totally. procrastination waits for no ad bot.
that doesn't really make much sense, but you don't really care.
Meet up with the other bots at the water cooler and talk about Seth

seems like a good time to see whats goin on outside of your office.

you venture out...

...into the hallway.