Author Topic: progress ad venture  (Read 163882 times)

locate candy corn stored under your hat

become crab


this is as close as you're going to get.






































HEY REMEMBER WHEN THIS HAPPENED
FILL UR BOT BRAIN WITH SHAME AND EMBARRASSMENT


you're NOT talking about that













































locate candy corn stored under your hat


Your prized confections will be safer here.

that is, if you had any.
















































explore computer


okay.













































explore computer HARD


so uh how does this exploring thing work

slam ur face on the keyboard and see what happens

look for a power button
then explore computer

type "dir" so you look like a hacker

Wait, why is the world fading? Whats happening?
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O Hi Seth

hack the computer until you really become a crab
or at least, think you did

Insert the usb, to load up on ads.

Give yourself adware because you can never have enough ads.

initiate hacking of ad block's website



But you are the adware!

But you are the adware!
if so then install yourself into the computer

look for a power button
then explore computer


it turns on by thought alone.

although to be fair, you don't see an actual computer the monitor is connected to.



















































type "dir" so you look like a hacker


you're not quite sure how do to that.

computers sure are complicated!












































slam ur face on the keyboard and see what happens


that should do it!










































Give yourself adware because you can never have enough ads.

But you are the adware!
if so then install yourself into the computer


you hack yourself into the computer.

man, you look so rad right now



























































...when did the lighting get so dramatic? you should turn on the lights.


























































whoa what the richard
























































it's you!

it seems as if you're beginning some sort of...

ad quest? infomercial venture?

infomercial quest. yes.

begin infomercial quest.

yes, thats it
































































Insert the usb, to load up on ads.


you store the bootleg copy of yourself in your usb.

why?

why???

are you really going to ask why in this scenario???????




































































check whats ur first assignment as head of thr department


your first assignment, is to, uh...


























































watch the employee training video! yes! thats it!









































































Don't actually do your job until the end of the shift because come on you can get all of the day's work done in like 15 minutes

am I right?


totally. procrastination waits for no ad bot.

that doesn't really make much sense, but you don't really care.





































































Meet up with the other bots at the water cooler and talk about Seth


seems like a good time to see whats goin on outside of your office.












































































you venture out...









































































...into the hallway.