Author Topic: progress ad venture (Read 140690 times)

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ok now ask if there's anything else they need you to do

and also if you can get a pack of smokes for later. fairly sure they'll come in handy

Drydess · March 05, 2017, 09:38:08 AM

check to make sure you didn't just burn down the company

The Resonte! · March 05, 2017, 11:00:39 AM

Quote from: NotBomberguy on February 24, 2017, 04:04:57 PM

squeeze an ad of a clown horn for good luck

okay.

it makes a crinkling sound.

you've always wondered what a clown horn sounds like.

actually, no, thats a lie. you've never wondered that.

more soon

Master Matthew� · March 05, 2017, 12:34:03 PM

Ask the company if you can purchase a Never-Ending Cigarette {NOW WITH INTERCHANGEABLE FLAME COLOURS!}

ReddBoi · March 05, 2017, 04:55:33 PM

buy the clown horn

The Resonte! · March 06, 2017, 11:13:55 PM

Quote from: Conan on March 05, 2017, 04:54:32 AM

and also if you can get a pack of smokes for later. fairly sure they'll come in handy

he gives you the pack of cigarettes as a "signing bonus"

part of the employee benefits include free cigarettes, so that's nice.

10/12 smokeos left in your cigarette pack
to note, you still have a phone and your usb.

Quote from: Conan on February 25, 2017, 04:18:10 AM

it could be a sign they have lung cancer

maybe advertise chemotherapy sessions to them?

you try to advertise chemotherapy, but he's one step ahead of you.

what do you expect? he's a professional.

all of them are.

damn they're good

Quote from: Refticus on February 13, 2017, 03:38:00 PM

wait hold on
where did our hellalicious homies go??

they were taken to the company as well.

it's not just you. promotions are being given out to allllll of you!

isn't that exciting!?!?