progress ad venture

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invent an ad that is uncloseable

invent an ad that is uncloseable
Those are just the Youtube Ads that are under 30 seconds.

check whats ur first assignment as head of thr department

Those are just the Youtube Ads that are under 30 seconds.
man i got one of those youtube ads that was 2 minutes long and it pulled some "video will play after ad" bullstuff

quickly retrieve arms from safe

then check the photo on the desk, it must be a picture of your family

HEY REMEMBER WHEN THIS HAPPENED
squat and give birth to an ad




we're never talking about this ever again
FILL UR BOT BRAIN WITH SHAME AND EMBARRASSMENT

also invent a youtube ad that is uncloseable until after it's done playing that is literally just the nutshack but slowed down by 0.25%

HEY REMEMBER WHEN THIS HAPPENED

-we're never talking about this ever again-

FILL UR BOT BRAIN WITH SHAME AND EMBARRASSMENT

You little yellow sh...irt.

I AM NOT A SHIRT HOW DARE U INSULT ME LIKE THIS

I AM NOT A SHIRT HOW DARE U INSULT ME LIKE THIS
OH BOY IT'S HAPPENiN!
YEHAH!



ctrl alt delete
or maybe this is a mac
cmd alt delete

ctrl alt delete
or maybe this is a mac
cmd alt delete
open task manager

manage


you, uh, manage.

just... manage









































manage hARDER


okAY okay no need to YELL



































quickly retrieve arms from safe


the safe..?








































ah.




















































you retrieve your bag of arms from the safe.

remember when you pillaged those two stores? all those guns and bats? thats still a thing. you're still completely loaded



you're still carrying your usb, your phone, and your pack of cigarettes.

















































then check the photo on the desk, it must be a picture of your family


ah yes, a photo of your precious family



















































beautiful, aren't they?





well, actually it's just your face pasted on a public domain family picture.

but y'know

its the (affordable) thought that counts














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