progress ad venture

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Shout at the top of your lungs: "HEY, R U A LIVE?"


say hello in the most sarcastic way possible


a sarcastic "...hello" is drawled out.

it doesn't move an inch.

or a yard.

or a centimeter.

or any sort of distance, in fact.





































ask if it's alive


is it alive?

there is no reply, almost as if this inanimate object is actually, in fact, an inanimate not-alive object.

also there's a huge echo. it lasts for several seconds.










































it's a statue.

it's very familiar.

it's of a fellow ad bot.














































sculpted in the image of the very first ad bot to have ever been created.



ad-am.











































bow down to true adbot


what a beautiful name.






if the company is god, then ad-am is probably jesus or something.
who came down from the offices with a duty from the company to spread the good slogans and brought capitalism to the anarchists, communists, AND... some other -ist probably it's hard to remember





he also has the high score in AdVenture Capitalist, so there's that too

















































throw a dolphin back up the hole so it hits the original ad bot


there's no way anyone can see a hole in this pitch blackness
let alone having the strength to even throw something like that all the way up

















































grab a dolphin and throw it at the giant cog thing


that's more like it































































a variety of critters and spiders crawl out from the shadows and drop off

wow!!! looks like there's something to advertise to in here!!!































































oh!

there's writing on the base































































it's probably sacred. something of vital importance.

there are so many questions here.

why is this here? how is this here? what does this have to do with marketing? when can you play on the phone again? what could possibly be on it????





























































No, let's ruin the op's fun and switch back to the surface and the company
leave on a big cliffhanger to meet the company


what was the reason for what now?

sorry, you just zoned out there for a second.




































































oh, right, the company

give a little wave then wink

drop bugspray ads down the hole

drop another 63 dolphins down the hole for the hell of it

tell one of the converts to uh, just
move away from the trucks and equip him with a walkie tlking and give yourself one

let them know they made a stop sign in shape and color so they're bound by law to stop and let any pedestrians through their path

ask them if the indians are attacking cause they circled the wagons

Greet the company normally with a hand shake.

wonder how seth is doing

wait hold on
where did our hellalicious homies go??

flee down the hole to where seth resides

is ad bot dead?? find out next time!!!!