shoes step out of the many company vans.
the company has arrived.
give a little wave
you give a little wave
unfortunately, they ignore it. that only works on casual day
then wink
you would wink, but
well
yeah
Greet the company normally with a hand shake.
you greet
the company with a smooth, but firm, handshake.
you can just
feel your persuasiveness going up.
drop another 63 dolphins down the hole for the hell of it
drop bugspray ads down the hole
flee down the hole to where seth resides
that would look suspicious! you don't want to make a bad first impression!
ask them if the indians are attacking cause they circled the wagons
you make a
really bad first impression.
...
great, now it's awkward
ignoring the last couple seconds, one of
the company's representatives hands you a single manilla folder.
should you open it?
who are you kidding. of course you're going to open it.
i mean what else are you going to do, NOT open it? just stand there and twiddle your thumbs? please
oh.
oh!
you've been promoted
to
management.is ad bot dead?? find out next time!!!!
same ad bot time
same ad bot channel
