Author Topic: progress ad venture  (Read 163497 times)


realize you really need a bathroom right about now



the urge steadily increases.
you need a washroom right now.











































who cares about directions. its time to take matters into your own hands.

















































after navigating through an incomprehensible series of hallways and foyers, you crash your way into a washroom.




























































exciting! what will you do now!?

You STOPPED?
YOU FOOL!!
the walls are going to become BROWN!!!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!


realize how stunning u look in the mirror


Get on the toilet, stuff, whipe your ass, wash your hands leave...

and don't do that, you're a robot, you don't stuff, you piss un-useable oil, piss un-useable oil and flush toilet

HURRY HURRY HURRY HURRY

DROP THOSE PANTS

AND
Take the second biggest stuff of your life.

Sorry to interrupt your amazing thread, I really like what you're doing here and I'm working on a thread a little like this myself, sorry that sounds like I'm advertising it but anyway keep on with your awesome thread!


why is that bad
ya this is ad venture of course~

realize how stunning u look in the mirror


you look... stylish.

mainly because of all the cool accessories you stole from others

how many does this make it now? four? five?

you're pretty sure it's five.

you should get this stealing thing under control











































HURRY HURRY HURRY HURRY

DROP THOSE PANTS


you're not wearing pants.

...at least, you don't think























































AND
Take the second biggest stuff of your life.


you finally accomplish what you've set out to do.






























































you take the
second biggest stuff
you've ever seen.




what? did you think you were going to produce that yourself? ad bots don't have bowels you know. frankly, thats a preposterous concept and anyone who even thought of that should feel insulted

but yeah you just took it from the toilet since it was already there.































































with your goal accomplished, you exit the washroom.





















































you stumble upon the rubik cubicle farm.

you know, where all the grunts work.

maybe you should finally do something managerial.

see how your slaves valuable employees are doing.







inventory:
-
usb
phone
cigarettes 10/12
megaphone
bag o' guns/bats
bag o' manure
lots of ads but that goes without saying except it's actually being said so whatever

attempt to solve the rubik's cube this room is named after which is conveniently placed on one of the grunt's desks

then say hello to the grunt who's probably angry at u by this point

leave a trail of manure using the bag o' manure alongside the red tape

Get to know your valuable employees, see who is sleeping on the job.

And whip those who are.

do some managerial grunting at the grunts