why is that bad
ya this is
ad venture of course~
realize how stunning u look in the mirror

you look...
stylish.
mainly because of all the cool accessories you stole from others
how many does this make it now? four? five?
you're pretty sure it's five.
you should get this stealing thing under control
HURRY HURRY HURRY HURRY
DROP THOSE PANTS

you're not wearing pants.
...at least, you don't think
AND
Take the second biggest stuff of your life.

you finally accomplish what you've set out to do.

you take the | second biggest stuff
| you've ever seen. |
what? did you think
you were going to produce that yourself? ad bots don't have bowels you know. frankly, thats a preposterous concept and anyone who even thought of that should feel insulted
but yeah you just took it from the toilet since it was already there.

with your goal accomplished, you exit the washroom.

you stumble upon the
rubik cubicle farm.
you know, where all the grunts work.
maybe you should finally do something
managerial.
see how your
slaves valuable employees are doing.
inventory:
-
usb
phone
cigarettes 10/12
megaphone
bag o' guns/bats
bag o' manure
lots of ads but that goes without saying except it's actually being said so whatever