progress ad venture

[Refticus]

shove more ads to please your corporate overlords

[Ad Bot]

[Nicepoint]

Summon distracting dating website ads

And shove em in the travellers ass

[TableSalt]

you are hundred millionth visitor click ad to get free iphone today call now

[Drydess]

you are hundred millionth visitor click ad to get free iphone ads today call now

ftfy

[Clownfish]

oh my god thank you based resonte

[Conan]

scream "DOCTORS HATE THIS GUY!!! LEARN THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK THAT MAKES YOU RIPPED IN JUST ONE MONTH!!"

[Marios]

Stand back up on your feet.

Show the ignorant traveller how mighty you are.

[Clownfish]

then do a hand stand

[Drydess]

but with your fingers instead of your hands
also you're still crouching

[The Resonte!]

Stand back up on your feet.

Show the ignorant traveller how mighty you are.

it is now night.

shove more ads to please your corporate overlords

c'mon, take a glance at these delicious creations...

damn!

it's not working!!!

there's only one possible explanation for this...

when you get to whoever or whatever that is ask if they have ad block enabled

ad block. hell DAMN. grabbing these guys's attention is always difficult.

[WaterOre]

Journey into town in an attempt to find the wizard selling adblock spells.

[Twix]

invade the city with ads

[SubDaWoofer]

Code: [Select]

$!: cd ADBLOCKTOOLS
$!: change ADBLOCKSTATE
!>: OFF
Great now that adblock is off for evereyone (continuing for the next 3 turns since it takes a bit for it to turn back on) go harass everyone in that damn city.

[hotremox]

use research ads instead

[watercore]

Evolve, and engage in friendly banter wherein you sneakily promote products.