Your advertising crusadebegins here
Advertise something lovey because no man can resist loveiness
Use ad-sense to use ads that interest him (tm).
advertise your glorious products to him
Kindly show your ads to the traveler in response to him turning off the adblocker
now is the time to show your glorious ads to him

you start to speak about the
gloriousness of your
vintage goods.
yes, surely they are the only things one can hope to strive for.
you can feel it. he is being dazzled by your display of
advertisement arrays.
you've almost hooked him in...
just a bit more...

wait, where is he going? did he not like your
grand consumerism?
now curb stop him with ad's at the bottom of your feet


you begin to teach him the
error of his ways.