Author Topic: progress ad venture  (Read 163022 times)

Start slapping him vigorously with ads
If he doesn't respond start beating him violently with ads
If he still doesn't respond murder him and dump his corpse in a shallow grave

if so deck 'em
If he tries to use adblock deck him and bury him in a shallow grave



you decide to grab his attention.



you decide not to bury him though. you can't advertise to someone 6 foot deep.























binary is base 2
ternary is base 3
so switch from the old binary to the brand new ternary
all the cool kids are trying it


you have no idea how binary or ternary or apeiroary appies to. the thoughts you have sometimes, right?

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$!: cd ADBLOCKTOOLS
$!: change ADBLOCKSTATE
!>: OFF
Great now that adblock is off for evereyone (continuing for the next 3 turns since it takes a bit for it to turn back on) go harass everyone in that damn city.

psh. you and what console?






















while you were having that mental struggle, it seems the traveller disabled his ad-block. how polite. oh hey he's getting up! now you can both finally exchange conversation!
« Last Edit: May 18, 2016, 11:13:23 PM by The Resonte! »

now curb stop him with ad's at the bottom of your feet

Use ad-sense to use ads that interest him (tm).

replace his eyeballs with ads

advertise your glorious products to him

psh. you and what console?
its my own console ive made, i call it shexclamation.
anyways go harass everyone in the city with ads
edit: open yo damn eyes and rain hell onto the city
yes open your damn eyes
« Last Edit: May 19, 2016, 12:59:07 AM by SubDaWoofer »

inject yourself with adblock to silence the stupid "lol ads" posts

enter Ad Bot.

Also, I really like this drawing style

open your eyes to him
show the true face of aids

Also, I really like this drawing style
this, I'd love to see a satirical comic series or something with it

Kindly show your ads to the traveler in response to him turning off the adblocker

now is the time to show your glorious ads to him

Your advertising crusadebegins here
Advertise something lovey because no man can resist loveiness

Your advertising crusadebegins here
Advertise something lovey because no man can resist loveiness
Use ad-sense to use ads that interest him (tm).
advertise your glorious products to him
Kindly show your ads to the traveler in response to him turning off the adblocker
now is the time to show your glorious ads to him

you start to speak about the gloriousness of your vintage goods.
yes, surely they are the only things one can hope to strive for.

you can feel it. he is being dazzled by your display of advertisement arrays.
you've almost hooked him in...
just a bit more...

























wait, where is he going? did he not like your grand consumerism?
























now curb stop him with ad's at the bottom of your feet



you begin to teach him the error of his ways.