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Take a dump at the nearest bathroom.

deface a billboard in favor of your own ad

Slap beta bot for being a dumbass


slap!










































































































































wonder why the number stabilized at 500 while walking towards the light beam
more internal moonologue is necessary for true enlightenment


so you and beta bot continue on your walk while you think on these matters.

this is quite a serious situation you have gotten yourself into. it should have been just a regular work day, consisting of you walking up to random people and shoving flyers in their faces, but that does not appear to be happening. what with the interstellar moon laser and almost getting shot up in a gun store and all. you wonder what happened to alpha bot, delta bot, tau bot, and theta bot. you hope that you haven't completely ruined their relatively peaceful lives in businesses and medicine and trades. they may not be ad bots anymore, but still, friendship goes a long way.








































































































































Look up at the sky and ponder the meaning of life.


and so you ruminate on meaning of life.
but why do you need to ponder? the meaning of life is painfully obvious from here.


































































































Hey look, a mugger.


hey look, a mugger

maybe you should stop going on distracting trains of thought

it seems like he wants your money, although you have none.












































































































































you both immedietly bring out the big guns













































































































































the mugger appears to be a tad perplexed by this change in firepower.













































well that's over.

you can see the edge of the party now.

carry the mugger's body like it's a funeral procession to get to the center of the crowd

recruit mugger and add him to your ad crew

mug mugger and advertise guns to him
cannot let prime advertising potential go to waste

mug mugger and advertise guns to him
cannot let prime advertising potential go to waste
then spam his face with mug ads

Run the mugger down and shove ads in his face

Go find the rest of your gang.

Advertise to nearby people.

run after that McMugger and counter-mug the mugger
also αδ βοτ will deconstruct back down to α δ ο τ bots and they will catch up with adbot and beta bot, also buy a WORKING CELL PHONE FOR THE ENTIRE GROUP

advertise counterfeit money
and replace the sidewalk with ads


Find a news station and hijack the broadcasts

Find a news station and hijack the broadcasts
with ads for the station