Slap beta bot for being a dumbass

slap!
wonder why the number stabilized at 500 while walking towards the light beam
more internal moonologue is necessary for true enlightenment

so
you and
beta bot continue on your walk while you think on these matters.
this is quite a serious situation you have gotten yourself into. it should have been just a regular work day, consisting of you walking up to random people and shoving flyers in their faces, but that does not appear to be happening. what with the interstellar moon laser and almost getting shot up in a gun store and all. you wonder what happened to
alpha bot,
delta bot,
tau bot, and
theta bot. you hope that you haven't completely ruined their relatively peaceful lives in businesses and medicine and trades. they may not be ad bots anymore, but still, friendship goes a long way.
Look up at the sky and ponder the meaning of life.

and so you ruminate on meaning of life.
but why do you need to ponder? the meaning of life is painfully obvious from here.
Hey look, a mugger.

hey look, a mugger
maybe you should stop going on distracting trains of thought
it seems like he wants your money, although you have none.

you both immedietly bring out the
big guns
the mugger appears to be a tad perplexed by this change in firepower.

well that's over.
you can see the edge of the party now.