metario get that avatar off right now i copyrighted this avatar you forgeter (inside joke i made with a friend so dont git mad)
What the forget did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Dancing Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Danceda, and I have over 300 confirmed wins. I am trained in gorilla dancefare and I’m the top dancer in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the forget out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, forgeter. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can dance in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed dance-combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Dancers and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little stuff. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will stuff fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re loving dead, kiddo.
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